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    Historical Gossip To Feel Smart! (But Not Really!)

    You'll never feel as intellectual as you do when you catch up on your daily Perez Hamilton gossip. I don't know if it's the actual content or the fact that all of the writing on the pictures is done in cursive.

    Wait a minute...you DIDN'T know that the Indians and Pilgrims threw an "Amazeballs" dinner party last week??? Clearly you are not as up to date on your 20th century gossip like I thought you were.