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1. Eloquent socks intended for the most sophisticated members of society.
2. Studded floral booties you'll actually keep alive. Sunlight, water, and carbon dioxide! I promise I'll give you all of that, booties!
3. Tea bags known for being a bit devious. They always fly away before you can steep 'em. I guess that's fair.
4. An oval ring you can easily pass off as an expensive family heirloom given to your by your great-great-great aunt Elizabeth.
5. An illustrated book containing a whole bunch of weird facts. For example, vikings never wore those hats.
6. A passport holder perfect for the person who studied abroad in France and talks about it at least twice a day.
7. A silicone whisk set that'll transform your kitchen into a pastel paradise. It'll really whisk you away from reality.
8. A 2018 wall calendar featuring alllll the places you WILL visit one day. Italy and Iceland, for example.
9. Fishnet tights stolen directly from Blair Waldorf's closet. This is just according to some gossip I've heard.
10. A shimmery skin salve inspired by the single greatest part of any birthday: cake cake cake cake. And more cake.
11. An embellished leather satchel guaranteed to become your next LBB: Little Black Bag.
12. An open front cardigan perfect for layering! You'll want to wear this every single day.
13. A mesh dress not intended for people with poor vision. This is known to leave wearers feeling starry-eyed.
14. A keepsake journal filled with interesting prompts that let you get to know yourself a little better. Which, yes, we all need.
15. A bright pink pom beanie designed by Barbie herself! Really! I'm not lying!
16. A midi bandage dress that'll become your go-to party ensemble. *adds all 17 colors to shopping cart*
17. A Lydia Deetz enamel pin meant for people who are strange and unusual. I'm sure you understand.
18. A nail design kit complete with 288 stencils and 96 designs. Manicures are the best joy of life. Don't ever forget that.
19. Constellation leggings that are — get ready for this very original pun — out of this world.
20. Luggage tag-inspired necklaces available in a whole bunch of cities spanning from ones in North America to ones in Australia.
21. A furry llama pillow made from faux fur and cotton. If you've ever wanted to snuggle with a llama, here's your chance.
22. Or, if you prefer, a SLOTH PILLOW! They have that, too. I WANT BOTH, I WANT BOTH, I WANT BOTH.
23. Toucan scissors with a magnetic cover, meaning: you keep these right on your fridge...right next to your Fruit Loops. Heh.
24. Studded velvet high top sneakers you'll want to 'gram with this hashtag: #comfyshoegamestrong
25. A deep waver that creates beach waves that scream "I'm a surfer girl with the perfect amount of sea salt in my hair."
26. A gym bag that knows what's up.
27. A light-up cinema box that comes with 109 letters and symbols, that way you can personalize it with your own message.
28. Dinosaur onesies you should purchase right away before they sell out. They've gone extinct before you know...
29. Cat earrings for 'lobes obsessed with Beyonce's song "Feline Myself."
Take it! Just take it all!
