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29 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

Including luggage tag-inspired necklaces, fishnet tights, floral studded booties, and more things that are all *very* necessary.

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1. Eloquent socks intended for the most sophisticated members of society.

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Get them from Amazon for $9.99. Available in 36 colors.

2. Studded floral booties you'll actually keep alive. Sunlight, water, and carbon dioxide! I promise I'll give you all of that, booties!

Get them from Amazon for $180 or Dolce Vita for $180. Available in sizes 6-10 and two colors.
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Get them from Amazon for $180 or Dolce Vita for $180. Available in sizes 6-10 and two colors.

3. Tea bags known for being a bit devious. They always fly away before you can steep 'em. I guess that's fair.

Get a set of five from Tea Heritage on Etsy for $8.50. Available in jasmine green tea, breakfast tea, and earl grey.
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Get a set of five from Tea Heritage on Etsy for $8.50. Available in jasmine green tea, breakfast tea, and earl grey.

4. An oval ring you can easily pass off as an expensive family heirloom given to your by your great-great-great aunt Elizabeth.

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Promising review: "The amber on the ring is a gorgeous olive, and the flecks within the amber give it an almost faceted appearance. It's absolutely beautiful and so much nicer than I even expected! The quality is exceptional. I would not hesitate for one second to purchase more rings from this seller for myself or as gifts. Happy birthday to me!" —TickTockAlice

Get it from Amazon for $18.75. Available in sizes 6-12.

5. An illustrated book containing a whole bunch of weird facts. For example, vikings never wore those hats.

Get it from Amazon for $10.23 or Barnes & Noble for $10.81.
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Get it from Amazon for $10.23 or Barnes & Noble for $10.81.

6. A passport holder perfect for the person who studied abroad in France and talks about it at least twice a day.

It's totally understandable and I want to hear more about your baguette-filled travels. Get it from Ban.do for $24. Available in six colors.
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It's totally understandable and I want to hear more about your baguette-filled travels.

Get it from Ban.do for $24. Available in six colors.

7. A silicone whisk set that'll transform your kitchen into a pastel paradise. It'll really whisk you away from reality.

Promising review: "I love these whisks so much! I have non-stick cookware, and can use these without having to worry about scratching. I use the small one a lot when mixing small portions in a cereal bowl, like pancakes and cornstarch." —danakscully64Get a set of three from Amazon for $10.95.
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Promising review: "I love these whisks so much! I have non-stick cookware, and can use these without having to worry about scratching. I use the small one a lot when mixing small portions in a cereal bowl, like pancakes and cornstarch." —danakscully64

Get a set of three from Amazon for $10.95.

8. A 2018 wall calendar featuring alllll the places you WILL visit one day. Italy and Iceland, for example.

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Hello! If you are very wealthy and would like to gift me a private jet, feel free to contact me directly. Serious inquiries only.

Get it from Rifle Paper Co. for $26 or Amazon for $29.99.

9. Fishnet tights stolen directly from Blair Waldorf's closet. This is just according to some gossip I've heard.

Promising review: "These are the best stockings/tights/fishnets I've EVER purchased. The quality is superb, and they are not made from cheap material." —Roxee Get a pack of six from Amazon for $23.99. Available in sizes S-4X.
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Promising review: "These are the best stockings/tights/fishnets I've EVER purchased. The quality is superb, and they are not made from cheap material." —Roxee

Get a pack of six from Amazon for $23.99. Available in sizes S-4X.

10. A shimmery skin salve inspired by the single greatest part of any birthday: cake cake cake cake. And more cake.

"Let them eat [Glossier's Balm dotcom] birthday cake." —Marie-Antoinette, probably.This salve provides long-lasting moisture for parched skin. It's most commonly used for lips, but it also works for cuticles, dry patches on hands, etc.Promising review: "I love the smell of this product! It leaves your lips feeling hydrated, but not sticky and gross like cheap chapsticks sometimes do. This leaves my lips feeling nice and plump, plus the sparkles are super subtle and not overpowering at all. It's just perfect." —KatGet it from Glossier for $12. Available in six flavors.
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"Let them eat [Glossier's Balm dotcom] birthday cake." —Marie-Antoinette, probably.

This salve provides long-lasting moisture for parched skin. It's most commonly used for lips, but it also works for cuticles, dry patches on hands, etc.

Promising review: "I love the smell of this product! It leaves your lips feeling hydrated, but not sticky and gross like cheap chapsticks sometimes do. This leaves my lips feeling nice and plump, plus the sparkles are super subtle and not overpowering at all. It's just perfect." —Kat

Get it from Glossier for $12. Available in six flavors.

11. An embellished leather satchel guaranteed to become your next LBB: Little Black Bag.

Get it from Nordstrom for $152.76 (originally $228).
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Get it from Nordstrom for $152.76 (originally $228).

12. An open front cardigan perfect for layering! You'll want to wear this every single day.

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Promising review: "This is by far my favorite piece of clothing: this is worth every penny. This isn't itchy, the color is great, and the fit is perfect. I love it!" —Josie

Get it from Amazon for $41.99. Sizes: XS-XL. Available in three colors.

13. A mesh dress not intended for people with poor vision. This is known to leave wearers feeling starry-eyed.

Get it from Nasty Gal for $34 (originally $60).
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Get it from Nasty Gal for $34 (originally $60).

14. A keepsake journal filled with interesting prompts that let you get to know yourself a little better. Which, yes, we all need.

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Promising review: "My son can't put this down. He is enjoying every minute of writing down his thoughts, likes, dislikes, and journeys." —Amazon Customer

Get it from Amazon for $14.93 or from Barnes & Noble for $7.98.

15. A bright pink pom beanie designed by Barbie herself! Really! I'm not lying!

Get it from Boohoo for $9 (originally $15).
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Get it from Boohoo for $9 (originally $15).

16. A midi bandage dress that'll become your go-to party ensemble. *adds all 17 colors to shopping cart*

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Get it from Amazon for $39.99+. Sizes: XS-XXL. Available in 17 colors.

17. A Lydia Deetz enamel pin meant for people who are strange and unusual. I'm sure you understand.

Get it from Amazon for $9.95.
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Get it from Amazon for $9.95.

18. A nail design kit complete with 288 stencils and 96 designs. Manicures are the best joy of life. Don't ever forget that.

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Just paint your nail and let it dry, apply the stencil sticker on your nail, and paint over it in another color. BAM! You have gorgeous, unique nails that'll fool everyone into thinking you got a very expensive manicure.

Get it from Amazon for $11.98.

19. Constellation leggings that are — get ready for this very original pun — out of this world.

Get them from Target for $29.99. Sizes: XS-XXL
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Get them from Target for $29.99. Sizes: XS-XXL

20. Luggage tag-inspired necklaces available in a whole bunch of cities spanning from ones in North America to ones in Australia.

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Get them from Jet Set Candy starting at $68. Available in sterling silver and 14k gold.

21. A furry llama pillow made from faux fur and cotton. If you've ever wanted to snuggle with a llama, here's your chance.

Promising review: "I adore this pillow! It's so soft and well-made! I've named my pillow Llamar, showed it to everyone I work with, and inadvertently started a llama revolution because my coworkers have started buying their own llamas, too. This is the best Urban Outfitters purchase I've ever made." —Posey_RNGet it from Urban Outfitters for $49.
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Promising review: "I adore this pillow! It's so soft and well-made! I've named my pillow Llamar, showed it to everyone I work with, and inadvertently started a llama revolution because my coworkers have started buying their own llamas, too. This is the best Urban Outfitters purchase I've ever made." —Posey_RN

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $49.

22. Or, if you prefer, a SLOTH PILLOW! They have that, too. I WANT BOTH, I WANT BOTH, I WANT BOTH.

Promising review: "Every time I see this cute pillow perched on my bed, I laugh out loud! It makes my day!" —G8rbabeGet it from Urban Outfitters for $49.
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Promising review: "Every time I see this cute pillow perched on my bed, I laugh out loud! It makes my day!" —G8rbabe

Get it from Urban Outfitters for $49.

23. Toucan scissors with a magnetic cover, meaning: you keep these right on your fridge...right next to your Fruit Loops. Heh.

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Promising review: "These are awesome: cute, handy, and functional scissors! My wife bought me a pair for Christmas last year, and I'm buying her a pair this year." —Ring

Get them from Amazon for $10.

24. Studded velvet high top sneakers you'll want to 'gram with this hashtag: #comfyshoegamestrong

Get them from Free People for $95. Available in sizes 6-10 and two colors.
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Get them from Free People for $95. Available in sizes 6-10 and two colors.

25. A deep waver that creates beach waves that scream "I'm a surfer girl with the perfect amount of sea salt in my hair."

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This waver has ceramic plates that reduce frizz and make your hair look suuuuper shiny.

Promising review: "This is an amazing product! I have straight hair and this gives me thick, wavy mermaid hair in less than five mins. I've reccomended it to all my friends!" —Lexxy

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

26. A gym bag that knows what's up.

Get it from Ban.do for $35. Available in seven colors.
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Get it from Ban.do for $35. Available in seven colors.

27. A light-up cinema box that comes with 109 letters and symbols, that way you can personalize it with your own message.

Promising review: "This lightbox is SO cute! I use it for decoration, for photoshoots, and I plan to use it at my wedding. Definitely worth the money!" —GwenGet it from Amazon for $14.99.
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Promising review: "This lightbox is SO cute! I use it for decoration, for photoshoots, and I plan to use it at my wedding. Definitely worth the money!" —Gwen

Get it from Amazon for $14.99.

28. Dinosaur onesies you should purchase right away before they sell out. They've gone extinct before you know...

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Get it from Amazon for $22.99+. Sizes: S-XL. Available in two colors.

29. Cat earrings for 'lobes obsessed with Beyonce's song "Feline Myself."

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Promising review: "My wife bought these for a friend that loves cats. They are the cutest little things you will ever see! They came in a great box, and are great quality. Needless to say, the friend loved them." —D-Dawg

Get them from Amazon for $18.50.

Take it! Just take it all!

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