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    32 Things That'll Make You Say, "Well, There Goes All My Money"

    Including stackable espresso cups, a natural coconut-based body wash, black booties you'll wear for the entirety of fall, and more! Much more!

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    1. A coconut-based natural body wash that lathers beautifully, smells of crisp citrus and sea salt, and leaves your skin hydrated. It's also *takes deep breath* non-toxic, vegan, cruelty-free, and has no perfumes or dyes.

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    It should also be noted that this body wash has over 4,000 positive reviews. Can you imagine the EGO on this thing?

    Promising review: "I recently started getting back-to-back skin infections from pretty much everything that touched my skin. My doctor told me that I needed products that were gentler on the skin and that many products can be too harsh. So I took to the net, where a couple of blogs stated how great this body wash was. And guess what? It WORKS! My irritated skin instantly calmed as I rubbed this on myself. The citrus worried me a bit because I assumed that it would be harsh, but it's not! It moisturizes the skin so I don't look like a scaly lizard when I'm done. Plus, it's so gentle that you can use it on your lady parts (which was another issue I had) with no problems. I love it." β€”Candice

    Get a pack of two from Amazon for $19.94.

    2. A vintage-inspired lace dress you'll want to wear to your next "UGH MAN I should've replied NO on Facebook" function. Staring into the abyss > yet another birthday party.

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    Promising review: "This dress is beautiful! This is form-fitting but has the perfect amount of stretch. The lace is super soft, and there are awesome rubber borders around the shoulder area to keep it from slipping." β€”Megan Amburn

    Get it from Amazon for $19.99+ (available in sizes XS-XXL and in 11 colors).

    3. Stackable porcelain cups and saucers perfect for serving up some delicious espresso or Turkish coffee β€” with an added dose of refined elegance, obviously.

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    This gorgeous set comes with four saucers, four cups, and a chrome holder. And the best part? It's dishwasher-safe, baby!

    Get it from Amazon for $22.99.

    4. A handheld fabric steamer to remove allllllll the wrinkles from that blouse you probably should've hung up (not that I'm judging you for throwing it into the depths of your dresser instead).

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    This steamer is able to heat up in about two minutes, has an automatic shut-off feature for when it gets too hot or the water level gets too low, and can be used on any garment. PLUS! It comes with a little travel pouch and a has a two-year warranty.

    Get it from Amazon for $20.99.

    5. A non-stick rolling pin worthy of a YouTube cooking show and some sort of million-dollar cookbook contract. This thing is the Gigi Hadid of baking supplies. G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S.

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    Psst, this marble rolling pin also comes with a resting base.

    Get it from Amazon for $18.03.

    6. A splurge-worthy matte lipstick with a creamy, pigmented formula sure to become your go-to pout color. Plus, it lasts forever and comes in a gorgeous array of shades!

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    HI! Just an FYI that the gif on the right is showing off the "Guinevere" shade.

    Get it from Sephora for $38 (available in 28 colors).

    Psst, this lipstick was a top pick on BuzzFeed Reviews! Take a gander at the post to see why.

    7. Cozy plush slippers to prove β€” once and for all β€” that unicorns freakin' exist. The proof is right there! On my feet! What do you mean they're fake!

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    Get it from Amazon for $11.99+ (available in sizes 4-10.5 and in two colors).

    8. A peach- and cotton-infused finishing powder with a lightweight texture that won't look cake-y on your skin. NOW GOODBYE, excess sebum! Don't let the door hit ya on your way out!

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    Promising review: "This stuff is great. I live in a high-humidity environment and have combo skin, which usually means I have two choices β€” reapply constantly or have finishing powder that's so drying, my face looks cake-y. Neither of those choices are good, and that's what makes this powder great. If the humidity is normal and sane, put it on once in the morning and get your day going. You prob won't need a touchup. If you live in a subtropical swamp like I do, you might need to do a touchup once in the afternoon. This stuff is a game-changer." β€”C. Brady

    Get it from Amazon for $11.42.

    9. A sword-shaped 'Gratiator' cheese grater sure to ~brie~ your new favorite cooking tool. I mean, CHEESUS, what's not to love?

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    This handy thing is food- and dishwasher-safe and can be used for A LOT more than just cheese. Chocolate, lemon, lime β€” you name it, this can grate it.

    Get it from Amazon for $13.90.

    10. A coconut oil moisturizer available in a spa-sized tub that you'll only need to repurchase about two or three times a year. And considering how affordable it is already? That's NOTHING.

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    This lotion contains organic lavender extract, chamomile, natural glycerin, and aloe to leave your skin GLOWING. Plus, this stuff can be used on your entire body β€” you can even put it in your hair for some deep-condition TLC.

    Promising review: "I absolutely LOVE this stuff!! I cannot be without it. I have dry, sensitive skin and use this daily to moisturize. It is non-greasy and the scent is very light, not overly-perfumed or anything. I have never had an adverse reaction to this stuff and I always get compliments on my skin! Plus, this big bottle lasts FOREVER even with daily use! I probably buy this two or three times a year and will continue to do so. Seriously, my holy grail!" β€”Simone

    Get it from Amazon for $7.91.

    11. A lightweight v-neck sweater best accessorized with riding boots, crunchy leaves, and pumpkin spice. GIDDY UP, basic folks, because it's officially FALL.

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    Get it from Nordstrom for $39 (available in sizes XXS-XXL and in four colors).

    12. A lunch bag that could pass as some fancy designer tote. The difference? This could keep your food cold/warm for up to four hours. CAN YOUR DESIGNER BAG DO THAT?

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    This lightweight lunch bag is waterproof, insulated, and has a large front pocket to store your phone, keys, headphones, etc.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    13. A stainless steel frothing pitcher to help you make cappuccinos that would give Starbucks a run for their billions.

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    This rust-proof, dishwasher-safe gadget lets you steam milk for lattes, includes measurements so that you can get the perfect milk-to-coffee ratio, and β€” if you're fancy, IDK β€” can help you make some awesome latte art.

    Promising review: "This pitcher is fantastic! I'm new to making espresso drinks, and I've been dying to make cappuccino at home. Now I know how much milk I'm pouring to get the right ratio. The construction is very solid, with a good handle and decent weight. Plus, the lines are level and very clear." β€”southerner

    Get it from Amazon for $9.99.

    14. A ceramic hanging planter known for being a pretty lousy housemate. It never washes dishes and it's just plain lazy, but hey! At least it looks adorable!

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    Get it from Urban Outfitters for $18.

    15. High-waisted ankle jeans made from a super stretchy denim. These things are so comfy, they're sure to give your leggings a run for their money.

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    Get them from Amazon for $49.95 (available in sizes 24-33 and in two colors).

    16. A candy kit filled with all kinds of unique, delicious Japanese snacks you probably haven't tried before. Expect everything from dried squid to chocolate strawberry pudding marshmallows.

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    Get it from Amazon for $7.79.

    17. A hot pot trivet that is ~beary~ useful. This dishwasher-safe silicone mat will prevent boiling pots and pans from RUINING that Ikea kitchen table of yours!

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    Get it from Amazon for $14.90.

    18. A powder dry shampoo to refresh your hair on those "eh, showering is for squares" mornings. It should also be noted that this cruelty-free concoction is free of baking soda, talc, and parabens.

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    Promising review: "My hair is ALWAYS oily at the roots and the aerosol cans of dry shampoo make my hair stiff, but this stuff...this stuff is amazing! Adds volume, doesn't completely dry out my hair, and does not leave residue or build- up (I have black hair so this is very important). Also, my hair smells super fresh after using. Would give more stars if I could!" β€”Gabriela

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    19. Plush joggers with a misleading name. These ridiculously cozy pants can stay safely planted on your legs, on your couch, in front of your latest Netflix binge.

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    Promising review: "These are so so soft. I can't get over how soft they are. They're lightweight, stretchy, and they run big in the tummy in a good way. Maximum relaxation acquired." β€”Kitty

    Get them from Aerie for $30 (originally $39.95, available in sizes XXS-XXL and in four colors).

    20. Block heel booties you'll want to enter a monogamous relationship with. What's the point of playing the field when you've got the perfect, wear-everywhere shoes right in front of you?

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    Get them from Amazon for $79.95 (available in sizes 5-11 and in five colors).

    21. A hand thrown stoneware teapot known for taking a very ~hands on~ approach to tea time.

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    Get it from Ximena HeasmanCeramics on Etsy for $88.22+ (available in two sizes).

    22. A hand cream you're sure to go bananas for. This ultra-moisturizing formula has shea butter and coconut oil, absorbs quickly, and leaves a freshly-baked banana bread scent.

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    Get it from Amazon for $10.

    23. Non-slip fuzzy socks that are an essential part of my Saturday night plans. How about you? Got a hot date with any new mystery crime shows?

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    Get a pack of three from Amazon for $10.89 (available in 21 colors).

    24. Marbled eyeglasses your wallet may shed a tear or two over. These gorgeous frames cost $70 β€” quality lenses included.

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    Get them from EyeBuyDirect for $70 (available in five colors).

    25. A spaghetti monster strainer that prefers hiding in closets or under your bed, but I guess you can keep it in the kitchen if you'd like...

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    This dishwasher-safe strainer is 100% food-safe and can withstand boiling water.

    Get it from Amazon for $17.90.

    26. A back and body massage tool with a unique design that allows you to apply pressure on sore spots. That knot in your back that you wake up with every AM? Consider it gone.

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    Promising review: "This is life-changing. I have horrible back, neck, and shoulder pain and this product is amazing. I can put a hard, solid pressure on sore spots on my back with ease. Being able to apply steady pressure to the knots in my back on my own has made a huge difference!" β€”Mermaid Baby

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    27. An electric dehumidifier ideal for rooms with a humidity level similar to that of a tropical rainforest. With this, you'll no longer wake up feeling like you took a shower in your sleep.

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    This lightweight dehumidifier has a 16-ounce water tank capacity, can remove up to 9 ounces per day, and is ideal for small rooms! Plus, it's ultra quiet. You'll barely realize it's there.

    Promising review: "This is a perfect size for my apartment. It is so quiet, you can't hear anything running! The price is great, and I can really feel the difference with the humidity. Before I bought this, I would get out of the shower and try to dry off, but my hands still felt damp and I would have to sit for about 30 minutes to feel dry." β€”Cynthia Barnes

    Get it from Amazon for $39.99.

    28. A dark teal chenille sweater so cozy, it will completely justify you wearing it every darn day. Once you've had the best, there's no messing with the rest...

    ModCloth

    Get it from ModCloth for $55 (available in sizes XXS-4X).

    29. A monster bash cookie kit to give your baking activities a much-needed dose of spooky. It IS almost October, after all.

    Foodstirs

    This cool kit includes chocolate chip cookie mix, organic vanilla frosting mix, plant-based orange and green dye packed, organic marshmallows, organic candy corn snack packs, a cookie cutter, and a haunted house activity sheet!

    Get it from Foodstirs for $18.99.

    30. A comfortable bralette designed for dames who wear D cups. Your breast friends will feel like they're on a supportive cloud.

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    The size 1 fits a 34D, 32DD, 36D, 34DD, and 32DDD, and the size 2 fits a 38D, 36DD, 34DDD, 38DD, 36DDD, and 38DDD.

    Get it from Nordstrom for $35 (available in three colors and two sizes).

    31. A hand-poured soy candle to evoke memories of freshly-cut grass, concession stand treats, cool fall air, and overall confusion because you β€” like me β€” do not understand football. But still, GREAT MEMORIES!

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    Get it from Amazon for $29.95.

    32. A wellness subscription box to inspire self-care. Every new moon, you'll get a package filled with intention-setting products, tools for mindfulness, plants, and more.

    Lunarly

    Get it from Lunarly for $40/month (or save $10 by subscribing for three months).

    Me: *owns 57 lipsticks / Also me: *adds lipstick from this post to my Sephora shopping cart*

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