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27 Spooky Things You'll Want In Your Kitchen All Year Long

For anyone who wishes it was Halloween 365 days a year.

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1. Gelatin molds perfect for vegan zombie gatherings. Human beings are friends, not food.

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Promising review: "So fun! I used this for a movie night party where the hosts were showing Young Frankenstein. The results were super cute, and it was a hit at the party!" —M. Oswalt

Get it from Amazon for $5.

2. Kitchen gloves to keep your hands ~bone dry~ while you wash a whole sink full of dirty dishes.

Promising review: "These are the most adorable things ever. My only complaint is that they don't come in a million more colors!" —SheGarcia Get them from Amazon for $12.55. Available in four colors.
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Promising review: "These are the most adorable things ever. My only complaint is that they don't come in a million more colors!" —SheGarcia

Get them from Amazon for $12.55. Available in four colors.

3. A bottle stacker known to be very protective of her shoes. Drop some wine on her, sure. But LEAVE THE SHOES ALONE.

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Get it from Amazon for $13.70.

4. Halloween-inspired picks to make your favorite hors d'oeuvre (READ: cheese) seem like the spookiest thing in the world.

Promising review: "These are so cute and really good quality! I liked the first batch so much, I ended up ordering some more for next year. Plus, the price is great!" —Carolyn Quigley Get a pack of 72 from Amazon for $6.27.
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Promising review: "These are so cute and really good quality! I liked the first batch so much, I ended up ordering some more for next year. Plus, the price is great!" —Carolyn Quigley

Get a pack of 72 from Amazon for $6.27.

5. Tea spoons designed for stirring up witches brew. Is witches brew not your thing? You can also use it to stir your coffee!

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Promising review: "I love these little spoons! They're very well-made, sturdy, and don't feel flimsy or weak. The stainless steel is still bright and untarnished after months of use and countless trips through the dishwasher!" —Lizz Leonard

Get a set of two from Amazon for $7.99.

6. Halloween costumes for the wine bottles that insist on getting dressed up this year.

Get a set of two from World Market for $12.58 (originally $17.98).
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Get a set of two from World Market for $12.58 (originally $17.98).

7. A garlic crusher that is not interested in your blood. That was the old Gracula. This is the new Gracula. He's moved on.

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Get it from Amazon for $14.20.

8. A sponge holder perfect for any skull-ery maid. Washing dishes has never been so...fun?

I use the word "fun" very loosely here, but this will definitely make washing dishes seem more entertaining. Get it from Amazon for $11.97 or Anima Causa for $12.99.
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I use the word "fun" very loosely here, but this will definitely make washing dishes seem more entertaining.

Get it from Amazon for $11.97 or Anima Causa for $12.99.

9. A salt and pepper holder that'll force you to avoid your kitchen. Why? This might really chill you to the bone.

Promising review: "This holder is so fun! I always get so many compliments on it! I was planning on putting it away after Halloween, but I've decided to leave it in my kitchen all year long." —Butterbean's Mom Get it from Amazon for $19.95.
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Promising review: "This holder is so fun! I always get so many compliments on it! I was planning on putting it away after Halloween, but I've decided to leave it in my kitchen all year long." —Butterbean's Mom

Get it from Amazon for $19.95.

10. A creepy cookbook containing all kinds of ghoulish recipes, including dead man’s toes, screaming meemies, and floating face punch.

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Get it from Amazon for $19.99.

11. Jack and Sally coffee mugs you could live like if you want. They're great for people who want Halloween on Christmas.

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Please tell me that you understand that Blink-182 reference. (Hint: DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME ON ME...YOU'RE ALREADY...THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD.)

Get them from Amazon for $14.29 (Jack) and $13.66 (Sally).

12. A bottle opener with a surprising amount of strength. Don't let the frail appearance fool you.

Promising review: "I was amazed at the quality: not plastic-y or cheap like I expected. I can't wait to crack open some bottles with this while bartending!" —KLC Get it from Amazon for $18.90.
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Promising review: "I was amazed at the quality: not plastic-y or cheap like I expected. I can't wait to crack open some bottles with this while bartending!" —KLC

Get it from Amazon for $18.90.

13. Spoon rests sure to dazzle you, my darling. READ: only intended for the fourth Sanderson sister.

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Get them from Spirit Halloween for $9 each.

14. A painted glass you should fill with red wine. Why? You can tell everyone it's fresh blood.

Will they believe you? Of course, you little vampire, you! Get it from Pier1 Imports for $8.76 (originally $10.95).
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Will they believe you? Of course, you little vampire, you!

Get it from Pier1 Imports for $8.76 (originally $10.95).

15. A human hand mold to scare the crap out of all your dinner party guests. They'll have to hand it to you...

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...the results are truly s-p-o-o-k-y.

Promising review: "This thing is wonderful! We've used it three times for different Halloween parties. It's a great size, and works perfectly for meatloaf and jello." —Ms. kparks

Get it from Amazon for $5.

16. Blood bags you should keep in your fridge at all times. You know, in case you have any vampire company over.

Promising review: "This blood bag comes with a long tube and clasp, a syringe for filling up the bag, and blood-type labels. The plastic is thick, supple, and easy to fill with the syringe. Well worth the money! My daughter is very happy with these, and she now thinks she's a vampire." —Allison Lavender Get a pack of 10 from Amazon for $14.99.
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Promising review: "This blood bag comes with a long tube and clasp, a syringe for filling up the bag, and blood-type labels. The plastic is thick, supple, and easy to fill with the syringe. Well worth the money! My daughter is very happy with these, and she now thinks she's a vampire." —Allison Lavender

Get a pack of 10 from Amazon for $14.99.

17. A silicone toothpick holder with such a sad life. Honestly, you might feel bad for picking on it.

Promising review: "I love this thing! It's cute, funny, and does a great job at holding up toothpicks." —StacieSays Get it from Amazon for $13.95.
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Promising review: "I love this thing! It's cute, funny, and does a great job at holding up toothpicks." —StacieSays

Get it from Amazon for $13.95.

18. A frog mold that does not come with collectible cards. This will hold you over until the next Honeyduke's visit, though.

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Promising review: "I'm not a baker, I'm not crafty, and I've never made anything with a mold before. When my friend wanted to throw a Harry Potter-themed party, I bought this mold and agreed to make chocolate frogs. They came out PERFECTLY, and it was so easy. I melted chocolate chips, poured it in the mold, shook it a little so it settled, and froze it until the frogs were solid. They came out of the mold so easily and looked amazing!" —Surreptrixus

Get it from Amazon for $5.19.

19. A zombie jar you can use to store all kinds of delicacies. Chocolate chip cookies, human flesh, etc.

Get it from ThinkGeek for $24.99.
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Get it from ThinkGeek for $24.99.

20. And of course, a zombie bowl in which you could directly eat the above delicacies from. #yum

Get it from ThinkGeek for $12.99.
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Get it from ThinkGeek for $12.99.

21. A crystal skull shot glass you'll want to use WAY past the month of October. Year long BOOze, amirite?

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Promising review: "These look great enough on their own, and look even more amazing when they have a dark-colored liquid inside. I bought these for somebody as a gift, but ended up keeping them for myself instead!" —Garbot

Get it from Amazon for $7.98.

22. A napkin holder that'll come in handy. You'll never have to wonder where you put the napkins. You'll always remember.

Trust me. Promising review: "This was a hit at my daughters birthday party! We also plan on using it at our Halloween party!" —Frank'sgal Get it from Amazon for $14.95.
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Trust me.

Promising review: "This was a hit at my daughters birthday party! We also plan on using it at our Halloween party!" —Frank'sgal

Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

23. A Harry Potter cauldron bowl perfect for eating warm soup on chilly days. (Or drinking a large amount of coffee.)

Promising review: "This item is so rad! If you're a Harry Potter fan, this is such a great item to have in your kitchen. It's perfect for a bowl of soup or cereal!" —LunarLadi Get it from Amazon for $18.95.
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Promising review: "This item is so rad! If you're a Harry Potter fan, this is such a great item to have in your kitchen. It's perfect for a bowl of soup or cereal!" —LunarLadi

Get it from Amazon for $18.95.

24. An ice tray not intended for people prone to brain freeze. This thing can make jell-o shots, cake pops, you name it!

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Promising review: "This mold is fabulous! We used it to make jello brain shots for a 'Walking Dead' season premier party, and I'll definitely be using this for our upcoming Halloween party." —Crystal

Get it from Amazon for $10.87.

25. An egg monster bread cutter that gives you Mike FREAKIN' Wazowski on a plate! Do you see it, too?

Get it from Amazon for $13.99.
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Get it from Amazon for $13.99.

26. A wine glass for the person who takes pride in being related to Mary, Sarah, and Winifred. Understandable.

Get it from Spirit Halloween for $6.99.
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Get it from Spirit Halloween for $6.99.

27. Paper napkins that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Boom boom chhh.

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Promising review: "These are a hilarious hit for any Halloween party. I'm not really a fan of the macabre, but these were too cute to pass up." –hlawrencekauk

Get a pack of 20 from Amazon for $7.64.

Me, making witches brew in my now spooky kitchen:

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The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.

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