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1. Gelatin molds perfect for vegan zombie gatherings. Human beings are friends, not food.
2. Kitchen gloves to keep your hands ~bone dry~ while you wash a whole sink full of dirty dishes.
3. A bottle stacker known to be very protective of her shoes. Drop some wine on her, sure. But LEAVE THE SHOES ALONE.
4. Halloween-inspired picks to make your favorite hors d'oeuvre (READ: cheese) seem like the spookiest thing in the world.
5. Tea spoons designed for stirring up witches brew. Is witches brew not your thing? You can also use it to stir your coffee!
6. Halloween costumes for the wine bottles that insist on getting dressed up this year.
7. A garlic crusher that is not interested in your blood. That was the old Gracula. This is the new Gracula. He's moved on.
8. A sponge holder perfect for any skull-ery maid. Washing dishes has never been so...fun?
9. A salt and pepper holder that'll force you to avoid your kitchen. Why? This might really chill you to the bone.
10. A creepy cookbook containing all kinds of ghoulish recipes, including dead man’s toes, screaming meemies, and floating face punch.
11. Jack and Sally coffee mugs you could live like if you want. They're great for people who want Halloween on Christmas.
12. A bottle opener with a surprising amount of strength. Don't let the frail appearance fool you.
13. Spoon rests sure to dazzle you, my darling. READ: only intended for the fourth Sanderson sister.
14. A painted glass you should fill with red wine. Why? You can tell everyone it's fresh blood.
15. A human hand mold to scare the crap out of all your dinner party guests. They'll have to hand it to you...
16. Blood bags you should keep in your fridge at all times. You know, in case you have any vampire company over.
17. A silicone toothpick holder with such a sad life. Honestly, you might feel bad for picking on it.
18. A frog mold that does not come with collectible cards. This will hold you over until the next Honeyduke's visit, though.
19. A zombie jar you can use to store all kinds of delicacies. Chocolate chip cookies, human flesh, etc.
20. And of course, a zombie bowl in which you could directly eat the above delicacies from. #yum
21. A crystal skull shot glass you'll want to use WAY past the month of October. Year long BOOze, amirite?
22. A napkin holder that'll come in handy. You'll never have to wonder where you put the napkins. You'll always remember.
23. A Harry Potter cauldron bowl perfect for eating warm soup on chilly days. (Or drinking a large amount of coffee.)
24. An ice tray not intended for people prone to brain freeze. This thing can make jell-o shots, cake pops, you name it!
25. An egg monster bread cutter that gives you Mike FREAKIN' Wazowski on a plate! Do you see it, too?
26. A wine glass for the person who takes pride in being related to Mary, Sarah, and Winifred. Understandable.
27. Paper napkins that are sure to tickle your funny bone. Boom boom chhh.
Me, making witches brew in my now spooky kitchen:
