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1. A coloring book designed to reveal the serious problems within the mermaid world. Bad shell service, for example.
2. Ice tongs with mittens because even *they* get cold sometimes. Sadly, North Face doesn't come in tong sizes.
3. Shakespearean insult bandages designed for those moments when thou hast fallen and can get up...
4. An inflatable unicorn horn that BuzzFeed cannot endorse. This can put your cat in imminent danger. Read the sad story below.
5. However, this wizarding hat MAY keep Voldemort wannabes at bay. Voldemort is scared of Dumbledore, after all.
6. Freudian slippers you won't regret buying. While id is a great investment, please note they don't do well with parents.
7. A pen set for the person sitting in front of you. You know, the one who never brings a writing utensil to school.
8. A spoon rest for utensils that suffer insomnia. This pillow guarantees better sleep, or your money back.
9. A yodeling pickle with the voice of Fergie and Jesus. But there have been some auto-tune rumors going around...
10. A french toast bread stamper guaranteed to give you a more authentic French breakfast.
While some people speak French, I get to eat French! Would ya look at that!
Get it from Amazon for $4.65.
11. A cheese grater that is so good, it's holy. Will leave you saying, "Cheese-us! What a nifty invention!"
Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
12. A comprehensive guide designed to help you survive the garden gnome apocalypse. Because it is coming.
13. A plush pillow known to make buyers do crazy things like scream, "I LOVE BREAD!!" Basically turns you into Oprah.
Just a piece of bread to lay your head.
Get it from Amazon for $19.83.
***For a very healthy TBT, scroll down to the bottom of this article to say hi to Oprah's biggest fan.
14. A dish scrubber holder known to belt out opera. You'll get dinner AND a show for the rest of your days!
15. A heat-changing mug that's trying to get over a fear of asteroids. It co-wrote the song "Great Balls of Fire" to cope.
16. And a heat-changing mug with a very ~eary~ reveal. This is a much better gift for someone than say...a human body part.
17. A coloring book designed to bring awareness to a serious issue: unicorns suck, and so do their frappuccinos.
18. Poe-ka dot socks not intended for people who live around bells. The socks WILL moan and groan about it all day.
19. A t-shirt that needs to be spared from this monstrosity. Mamma mia! JUST LET POE GO!
20. A wine bottle stopper guaranteed to keep all your plumbing problems at bay. No need to call Mario OR Luigi!
21. A sharpener that's basically like that muffin-bringing, annoying neighbor in every movie: incredibly nosy.
22. Portrait plates that laugh in the face of "not playing with your food." Play with your food! Make art with your food!
23. Bread slippers you'll want to baGET immediately. They're guaranteed to keep your feet warm and toasty.
24. A Salvador Dalí mug so punny, it's surreal. I am wheezing at my own joke.
Josh Nichols. The best character ever on the best TV show ever. Not an opinion, but a fact.
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