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24 Hilarious Products That'll Actually Make You Laugh Out Loud

Including nose sharpeners, holy cheese graters, and a survival guide for the gnome apocalypse... because it is coming. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.

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1. A coloring book designed to reveal the serious problems within the mermaid world. Bad shell service, for example.

The mermaid world? It's a mess. Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
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The mermaid world? It's a mess.

Get it from Amazon for $7.99.

2. Ice tongs with mittens because even *they* get cold sometimes. Sadly, North Face doesn't come in tong sizes.

Get it from Amazon for $9.01.
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Get it from Amazon for $9.01.

3. Shakespearean insult bandages designed for those moments when thou hast fallen and can get up...

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...but you have gotten a scrapeth (?)

Get it from Amazon for $6.57.

4. An inflatable unicorn horn that BuzzFeed cannot endorse. This can put your cat in imminent danger. Read the sad story below.

Promising review: "Three weeks after receiving this product, my cat was killed and eaten by a dog wearing an inflatable Voldemort costume. I want my money back." —Barry GilbertGet it from Amazon for $7.10.
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Promising review: "Three weeks after receiving this product, my cat was killed and eaten by a dog wearing an inflatable Voldemort costume. I want my money back." —Barry Gilbert

Get it from Amazon for $7.10.

5. However, this wizarding hat MAY keep Voldemort wannabes at bay. Voldemort is scared of Dumbledore, after all.

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Is this an exact replica of Dumbledore's hat? No. Will it keep Voldemort away? Potentially.

Get it from Amazon for $8.37.

6. Freudian slippers you won't regret buying. While id is a great investment, please note they don't do well with parents.

These slippers will become very obsessed with your mother, to be specific. Get it from Amazon for $24.95.
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These slippers will become very obsessed with your mother, to be specific.

Get it from Amazon for $24.95.

7. A pen set for the person sitting in front of you. You know, the one who never brings a writing utensil to school.

I love how I'm dissing the people who don't bring pens to class and yet I was definitely one of those people. Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $9.92.
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I love how I'm dissing the people who don't bring pens to class and yet I was definitely one of those people.

Get a pack of eight from Amazon for $9.92.

8. A spoon rest for utensils that suffer insomnia. This pillow guarantees better sleep, or your money back.

Jingle: 🎶 Life can be such a gloom, when you are a tired spoon 🎶Get it from Amazon for $12.77.
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Jingle: 🎶 Life can be such a gloom, when you are a tired spoon 🎶

Get it from Amazon for $12.77.

9. A yodeling pickle with the voice of Fergie and Jesus. But there have been some auto-tune rumors going around...

...which, given the state of the music industry today, does not surprise me ONE BIT. Get it from Amazon for $10.88.
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...which, given the state of the music industry today, does not surprise me ONE BIT.

Get it from Amazon for $10.88.

10. A french toast bread stamper guaranteed to give you a more authentic French breakfast.

While some people speak French, I get to eat French! Would ya look at that!

Get it from Amazon for $4.65.

11. A cheese grater that is so good, it's holy. Will leave you saying, "Cheese-us! What a nifty invention!"

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

12. A comprehensive guide designed to help you survive the garden gnome apocalypse. Because it is coming.

Review: "I had no idea my gnome BFFs were going to kill me. I had been going about my silly life, never thinking their cheery faces were actually plotting my demise. They're clever little boogers. While this book did suggest a good amount of ways to protect yourself from these pointed hat wearing twerps, I simply used it to beat them away as they came at me." —SS Get it from Amazon for $11.99.
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Review: "I had no idea my gnome BFFs were going to kill me. I had been going about my silly life, never thinking their cheery faces were actually plotting my demise. They're clever little boogers. While this book did suggest a good amount of ways to protect yourself from these pointed hat wearing twerps, I simply used it to beat them away as they came at me." —SS

Get it from Amazon for $11.99.

13. A plush pillow known to make buyers do crazy things like scream, "I LOVE BREAD!!" Basically turns you into Oprah.

Just a piece of bread to lay your head.

Get it from Amazon for $19.83.

***For a very healthy TBT, scroll down to the bottom of this article to say hi to Oprah's biggest fan.

14. A dish scrubber holder known to belt out opera. You'll get dinner AND a show for the rest of your days!

Some extra motivation to actually wash your dishes. Get it from Amazon for $14.
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Some extra motivation to actually wash your dishes.

Get it from Amazon for $14.

15. A heat-changing mug that's trying to get over a fear of asteroids. It co-wrote the song "Great Balls of Fire" to cope.

Get it from Amazon for $14.61 or Unemployed Philosopher's Guild for $13.95.
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Get it from Amazon for $14.61 or Unemployed Philosopher's Guild for $13.95.

16. And a heat-changing mug with a very ~eary~ reveal. This is a much better gift for someone than say...a human body part.

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Just saying.

Get it from Amazon for $14.95.

17. A coloring book designed to bring awareness to a serious issue: unicorns suck, and so do their frappuccinos.

Get it from Amazon for $7.18.
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Get it from Amazon for $7.18.

18. Poe-ka dot socks not intended for people who live around bells. The socks WILL moan and groan about it all day.

Get them from Amazon for $10.25.
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Get them from Amazon for $10.25.

19. A t-shirt that needs to be spared from this monstrosity. Mamma mia! JUST LET POE GO!

Get it from Amazon for $17.95 (available in sizes for men, women, and kids, and five colors).
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Get it from Amazon for $17.95 (available in sizes for men, women, and kids, and five colors).

20. A wine bottle stopper guaranteed to keep all your plumbing problems at bay. No need to call Mario OR Luigi!

Get it from Amazon for $7.50.
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Get it from Amazon for $7.50.

21. A sharpener that's basically like that muffin-bringing, annoying neighbor in every movie: incredibly nosy.

Also, quite the gossip. Get it from Amazon for $4.
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Also, quite the gossip.

Get it from Amazon for $4.

22. Portrait plates that laugh in the face of "not playing with your food." Play with your food! Make art with your food!

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Get it from Amazon for $14.78. Available in nine styles.

23. Bread slippers you'll want to baGET immediately. They're guaranteed to keep your feet warm and toasty.

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Should we call them slippers or LOAFers? Okay, I'm done now.

Get it from Inu Inu for $19.97.

24. A Salvador Dalí mug so punny, it's surreal. I am wheezing at my own joke.

Get the mug from Amazon for $14.95. ***Dalí was an artist who specialized in surrealism. Please excuse my sense of humor.
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Get the mug from Amazon for $14.95.

***Dalí was an artist who specialized in surrealism. Please excuse my sense of humor.

Josh Nichols. The best character ever on the best TV show ever. Not an opinion, but a fact.

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"Find someone who looks at you the same way Josh Nichols looks at Oprah." —me giving love advice to my future children.

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