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    27 Things To Do In Madeira, Portugal That Prove It's The Ultimate Underrated Vacation Spot

    Fresh food, dense clouds, lots of rainbows, and (perhaps most importantly) heaps of very delicious rum.

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    Madeira, Portugal — a stunning island where there is mountain hiking, infinity pool swimming, passionfruit eating, and rainbow gazing galore. THIS is your view from the airplane (I am sending you a window seat in the form of virtual blessings) and I mean, need I say more?

    view of a rainbow from the airplane
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    Allow me to take your hand and guide you through an itinerary best described as perfection, chronicling where to sleep, eat, walk, drink, and then eat some more.

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    Panorama views and rooftop infinity pools are included with your stay at Savoy Palace. This brand-spankin'-new property is a vacation dream: spacious rooms with rainfall showers and balconies, private ocean access, and a walkable location that has you minutes from the city center.

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    Address: Av. do Infante 25, 9004-542 Funchal, Portugal

    Rooms starting at: $169+

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    Meander the narrow cobblestone streets of Old Town Funchal to check out delicious eateries, lively watering holes, local shops, and — perhaps most notably — doors covered in intricate artwork.

    the door with a painted photo
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    Hitch a ride on the Madeira Cable Car to face your fear of heights head on. This preferred mode of transport departs from Old Town Funchal, ends at Monte Palace Tropical Garden, and allows for 15 uninterrupted minutes of clear skies and terracotta roof views. The NYC 7 train suddenly seems so much worse.

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    Ticket cost: 11€ one way, 16€ roundtrip 

    Enter Monte Palace Tropical Garden with caution, because your backyard will simply never compare. This lush multi-level oasis is 70,000 square meters of biodiversity, intricate architecture, and gorgeous artwork you should dedicate an entire afternoon to exploring.

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    Ticket cost: $10€

    Address: Caminho do Monte 174, 9050-288 Funchal, Portugal

    Imagine going sledding, except A) you’re on concrete, B) your appendages won't freeze, and C) two people are propelling you forward — that’s the traditional sledge toboggan that departs from the tippy top of Monte Palace Tropical Garden.

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    This is the perfect post–botanical garden treat because it cuts through narrow alleyways and has the same end result as an Uber ride (getting from point A to point B much quicker)...but you'll still get to take in the sites.

    Doggy paddle in the natural infinity pools of Porto Moniz, where salt water flows in from the sea and volcanic rock becomes the camping ground for your towel. Things that will never impress me again: chlorine-filled in-grounds.

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    Tour the traditional homes lining Santana. They're equipped with straw roofs and, while most are replicas due to the costly upkeep, there is still *one* original: the owner allows visitors to walk right in, and he even serves shots of a rum-based coffee liqueur.

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    It’s free to enter (as is the shot!), but you can leave a tip if you'd like. The home has been in the current owner’s family for generations and he upkeeps the property to its original design.

    Have your head in the clouds (actually) at Pico do Arieiro, the third highest peak in Madeira. The elevation rests at 5,965 feet and, on clear days, you'll feel as if you're floating above fluffy white cotton balls — I went when it was overcast and didn't get that experience, but tbh, I almost preferred it. This was just as ethereal.

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    Take a levada hike to the Balcões viewpoint and marvel at a constantly changing atmosphere. After schlepping up a mountain, I was (mildly) disappointed to find everything was overcast — until my tour guide told me to wait a few seconds. From 9:34 a.m. to 9:35 a.m., the sky changed from a thick, murky soup to completely clear.

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    Levada = a centuries-old aqueduct system you'll see throughout Madeira mountains.

    If you plan on booking a hike, I highly recommend going through Madeira Adventure Kingdom for friendly guides and fun facts. There are 11 tours available and you can choose one that best suits your difficulty level.

    And FYI, you can't leave the island without drinking these three things: a passionfruit mojito (there is fresh passionfruit galore), Poncha (a traditional shot concoction of rum, honey, sugar, and orange or lemon juice), and Brisa (a passionfruit soda to wash down scabbardfish sandwiches).

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    Other honorable mentions for what to do in Madeira: Cristo Rei, Bordal Embroidery Factory, Porto da Cruz Steam Factory, Caniçal village, Mercado dos Lavradores, and Terreiro da Luta (for immaculate views).

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    Pencil in a decadent meal at Quinta do Furão which, unfortunately, has ruined my standards for a “quick lunch” going forward. Sip on wine, munch on smoked rainbow trout, and feast on a regional beef skewer (aka espetada) while overlooking a slice of nature that makes my Sweetgreen taste stale.

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    Address: Estrada da Quinta do Furão Nº6, 9230-082 Santana, Portugal

    Grab a quick and delicious lunch (cc: sandwiches) at Cristalina Chique Bar. You'll want to sample the Madeiran specialty of deep sea black scabbardfish whilst here, which comes smushed between two fresh loaves of carb.

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    Madeira has the unique problem of harboring too much good food, which makes signing up for a food and wine tour with Discover Madeira an absolute must. My guide, Raquel, brings folks to seven local-approved spots that are great on your wallet and taste buds — this particular spot was my favorite. 

    Black scabbardfish is divine, by the way. It typically comes in filet form and is accompanied with banana. 

    Address: Largo dos Lavradores 3, 9060-157 Funchal, Portugal

    Enjoy dinner with a courtyard view and live music at Terreiro Concept. Indecisive souls will struggle to pick just a few things off the menu, so let me make it easier for you: their soup of the day and goat cheese in phyllo pastry to start, grilled tuna belly for the main course, and a smooth poncha cocktail to wash it all down.

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    Address: Rùa Imperatriz D Amelia 107, 9004-542 Funchal, Portugal

    Enjoy afternoon tea at Reid's Palace, one of the most historic properties in Madeira and also my new dream home. Black tea, scones, and mini sandwiches are great… but coupled with this view? Have mercy.

    the view from Reids Palace
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    Address: Estrada Monumental 139, 9000-098 Funchal, Portugal

    Maktub Pub is a beach-y abode serving up salted cod fish (prepared right in front of your peepers!) and fish tacos. Beach views and an immaculate sunset await, the latter of which I sort of missed due to the consumption of several a passionfruit mojito.

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    Address: Avenida dos pescadores paulenses nº 160, 9370-545 Paúl do Mar, Portugal

    Sit at the Golden Gate Cafe to feel like you’ve been transported to, hmm, the Tower of Terror lobby in all of its glory before it got spooky. Does that make sense? You’ll feel like a regal human being living in the 40s. Grab a drink or a bite to people watch the busy strip.

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    Address: Av. Zarco 2A, 9000-900 Funchal, Portugal

    Get gussied up for a fancy meal at Quinta da Casa Branca, where you'll be eating lamb chops and passionfruit soufflé in an old manor house... which happens to be located smack dab in the middle of a botanical garden.

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    Address: R. da Casa Branca 7, 9000-088 Funchal, Portugal

    Refuel with gelato whilst walking the streets of Funchal. This rice and cinnamon flavor is so. damn. good. and if the quality of the ‘cream weren’t enough to convince you that it’s a must-stop, then read my lips: two scoops costs 2 euro.

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    I cannot for the life of me remember where *this* particular gelato was consumed, but it was so good that I had it twice that day at two different places. There's a ton of gelato spots in Funchal so you're bound to stumble upon one (or seven) and the average price caps at about two euro (roughly 2.32 American dollars).

    And with that, I bid you adieu via this gorgeous photo — bookmark this so that when the time comes to pack up your wardrobe and and transport to Madeira,'ll be ready. Have more suggestions? Drop 'em in the comments below.

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