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1. A stainless steel cleaner not intended to clean the man of steel. You still need to shower, buddy.
2. A stain and odor cleaner for when your good boy goes through the whole "rebellious teenager" phase.
3. A plant-based, natural stain remover inspired by Britney Spears' hit song "Non-Toxic."
4. A non-abrasive cleansing and polishing powder that will make your poor, overworked pots and pans sparkle like NEW.
5. Dishwasher detergent tablets that cut grease and yell "GOODBYE!" to dried-on food and stubborn stains.
6. Tilex mold and mildew remover designed to karate chop the crap out of...mold and mildew.
7. Washing machine tablets that'll have any hidden mold or mildew yelling "have mercy." Uncle Jesse style.
8. Goo Gone adhesive remover currently on Match.com, looking for an S/O that's not clingy. The last relationship just didn't stick.
9. A vacuum cleaner for even the hard-to-reach areas of your home; you know, where an alarmingly high amount of dust collects.
10. Magic Eraser cleaning sponges that may as well be invented by an actual magician. These bad boys clean soap scum so freakin' well.
11. An all-purpose cleaner free of amonia, bleach, and dye. This'll leave alllll your appliances and countertops smelling lemon-fresh.
12. Restore kit wipes that'll have your headlights singing, "I can see clearly now, the accumulated dust and dirt is gone."
13. Weiman wipes that make any kind of silver sparkle and shine. Sterling silver! Silver jewelry! Antique silver! Silver plates!
14. A pumice cleaning stone that removes stubborn hard water stains. Your toilet will be so grateful two you.
15. A sulfate-free dish soap made from green tea and lime. This will cut right through grease, even in areas riddled with hard water.
16. Dishwasher cleaner and disinfectant because HOW can you have clean dishes if the dishwasher itself is dirty?!!?
17. A cleaning system designed to lure out all the mysterious hidden gunk in your tub...because it IS there. Yucky.
18. A handy-dandy brush set with the ability to reach all those tiny, gross areas that you definitely don't clean enough.
19. A non-toxic wood cleaner made from organic coconut oil and a blend of lemon and chamomile essential oils for a good, conditioning clean.
20. A disposable toilet cleaning kit designed to clean the crap outta your toilet bowl. Literally.
21. Bona floor cleaner to make stone, tile, and laminate floors shine brighter than any of the diamonds Rihanna sings about.
22. Tall trash bags with leak protection AND a touch of Febreze that'll mask the odor of...well...trash for up to five days.
23. An oven, broiler, and grill cleaner that'll have burned-on grease and grime shaking in their little space boots.
24. A cleaner and deodorizer designed to have you smelling your carpet à la the people in those Febreze commercials.
25. A wood polish and conditioner guaranteed to have you crying tears of pure joy. Such *stifles sob* amazing results.
26. Cleaning pods for your K-Cup coffee machine. These'll wash away residue and oils to help prevent your coffee from tasting like a splash of tea.
27. A stain remover that yells "SAYONARA" to makeup on white T-shirts and oil stains on your favorite blouse.
28. A plant-based multi-surface cleaner made from a non-toxic formula AKA this is safe around kids, pets, dinosaurs, you name it!
29. A wine stain remover for when your red, red wine doesn't want to stay close to you. Give it some space.
30. A power scrubber to replace the ratty old toothbrush you were previously using to clean the crevices in your home.
31. A Hoover power scrubbing cleaner to give your carpet a much-needed laundry day. It needs some TLC too, you know?
Me, making my floors sparkle:
