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1. A stainless steel cleaner not intended to clean the man of steel. You still need to shower, buddy.
But this is good for your stainless steel appliances; get ready for a streak-free clean.
Promising review: "When this arrived, I couldn't wait to get this out of the box and use it! It worked like a charm — gave a streak-free clean, and smells amazing! I joked with my brother and said, 'you know you're an adult when you get excited about cleaning products.' Also cool that the company is based out of New Hampshire, where I was born & raised!" —Kelsie
Get this cleaner (plus a large microfiber cloth) on Amazon for $12.97.
2. A stain and odor cleaner for when your good boy goes through the whole "rebellious teenager" phase.
"I will always love you." —me to my future dog, after he pees on my couch or something.
Promising review: "This is fantastic stuff! We have a cat and a puppy and a very light carpet, and lots of hairballs and puppy accidents. I have yet to be disappointed with this spray! It gets everything out, plus the product has a pleasant, clean smell to it. I'm a devoted customer." —James C. Lebrato
Get it from Amazon for $19.97.
3. A plant-based, natural stain remover inspired by Britney Spears' hit song "Non-Toxic."
Incredible jokes aside — this product is super tough on stains, but safe for your household.
Promising review: "All I can say is... Wow! We originally got this product to remove some blood stains from our sheets (my husband gets nosebleeds). Some of the stains were older and the sheets had already been washed several times, so we assumed they were set. But with just one application and wash with this stain remover, the stains were GONE. We also foster dogs for a local pet group, and this has helped us get out lots of pet stains on dog beds and our fabric recliner. It can completely remove wine stains on my white blouse, grease stains, and cherry juice stains on my jeans. Also, the bottle lasts forever even when used frequently, so it's actually a great price for what you get out of it." —Hygge Hannah
Get it from Amazon for $12.27.
4. A non-abrasive cleansing and polishing powder that will make your poor, overworked pots and pans sparkle like NEW.
This cult favorite can also be used on porcelain, copper, glass, tile, stainless steel, plastic, and brass. Plus! It promises to remove hard water AND rust stains, and it can be used on every inch of your bathroom.
Promising review: "Yes! This turned my nasty yellow bathtub white again! I don't have to keep my shower curtain closed anymore while I have guests come over because I don't have to be embarrassed by my tub. You do have to scrub, but it WORKS and I'm really happy with the result!" —Cassie B.
Get a pack of six from Amazon for $16.99.
5. Dishwasher detergent tablets that cut grease and yell "GOODBYE!" to dried-on food and stubborn stains.
Promising review: "We thought we were having a problem with our dishwasher because the dishes weren't getting clean: we even tried different detergents with no luck. I didn't like the idea of a tablet, but this was rated the best detergent on Amazon. When we take the dishes out of the dishwasher now, they are squeaky clean! I was also thinking about throwing away some of our glasses because of the scum build-up, but this stuff is actually taking the scum off, too!" —kadair
Get a pack of 85 tablets from Amazon for $13.49.
6. Tilex mold and mildew remover designed to karate chop the crap out of...mold and mildew.
Promising review: "Nothing removes mold and mildew from my shower like Tilex does. My shower can get kind of gross-looking, but I use Tilex and my shower is noticeably cleaner after just soaking in the spray for a few minutes. I then scrub a bit, and it gets even better!" —Mteren
Get a pack of two from Amazon for $14.61.
7. Washing machine tablets that'll have any hidden mold or mildew yelling "have mercy." Uncle Jesse style.
These tablets will have your laundry smelling even fresher than before. And there is nothing in this world more satisfying then fresh laundry. Nothing.
Promising review: "I have been using bleach to clean my machine for some time, but decided to give this a try a few months ago. My very first clean with Affresh left me surprised and delighted for not only did it clean my machine, it eliminated the nasty smell that always transferred to my clothes thanks to a build up of mold I didn't even know about. Every month now, I toss a tablet into the drum and let it work its magic. Now, my machine is cleaner than ever, and my clothes always smell wonderfully fresh. I highly recommend this to everyone." —Kelli Crawford
Get a pack of six tablets from Amazon for $8.39.
8. Goo Gone adhesive remover currently on Match.com, looking for an S/O that's not clingy. The last relationship just didn't stick.
9. A vacuum cleaner for even the hard-to-reach areas of your home; you know, where an alarmingly high amount of dust collects.
This powerful "lift-away" cleaner lets you remove the canister, so you could vacuum every nook and cranny in your home.
Promising review: "I LOVE this vacuum; it has literally changed my life! It actually picks stuff up from the linoleum instead of blowing it out, and the suction for the carpet is awesome. This is the best thing I have ever bought!" —Korinna
Get it from Amazon for $143.99.
10. Magic Eraser cleaning sponges that may as well be invented by an actual magician. These bad boys clean soap scum so freakin' well.
Magic Erasers. My life, my love, my joy.
Promising review: "I never thought I'd be able to get the weird pink soap stains out of my tub. Picture someone scrubbing with cleaning products until their arms were sore, to no avail. But this worked with no effort! It's unbelievable. Please never let this go off the market!" —Catherine King
Get two packs of four from Amazon for $11.48.
11. An all-purpose cleaner free of amonia, bleach, and dye. This'll leave alllll your appliances and countertops smelling lemon-fresh.
Plus, NO STREAKS!
Promising review: "This is seriously the best cleaner on the planet. I've started buying the six-pack so I can give them to friends. I actually look forward to cleaning now — which for me is very scary. So far I haven't found anything it can't clean. We had a shower with a terrible mildew problem. I've tried everything and nothing worked. Got out my J.R. Watkins cleaner and sprayed it down and left it. Without even scrubbing it was all gone when rinsed with water. It was AMAZING. I feel so lucky to have found this product!!" —It's Liz
Get a pack of six from Amazon for $27.13.
12. Restore kit wipes that'll have your headlights singing, "I can see clearly now, the accumulated dust and dirt is gone."
13. Weiman wipes that make any kind of silver sparkle and shine. Sterling silver! Silver jewelry! Antique silver! Silver plates!
Promising review: "I don't have a ton of silver, but when I was organizing my cabinets I found that my silver pitcher and silver cream and sugar bowls were totally tarnished. I have many memories of helping my mom polish her silver every year or two. I enjoyed the task but hated the rotten egg smell that came with her old Tarn-X. So when I went on the hunt for some polish to spiff up my silver, I was looking for something that would keep things simple and wouldn't stink up my apartment. I got to work as soon as I got these wipes in the mail. It was so satisfying to watch the tarnish wipe right off!" —Lauren
Get a pack of 20 wipes on Amazon for $4.27.
14. A pumice cleaning stone that removes stubborn hard water stains. Your toilet will be so grateful two you.
That's supposed to be a #2 joke. If you found that as funny as I did, let's be friends.
Promising review: "I have a 19-year-old master bathroom toilet that had accumulated some nasty stains over time, and regular toilet brushes and cleaning products just would not remove them. I decided to try this pumice stone, and it worked like a charm! Given the nature and severity of the stains, it required some elbow grease. But 10 minutes later, I have a new-looking bowl, and I see no signs of scratching." —Happy Retiree
Get it from Amazon for $7.99.
15. A sulfate-free dish soap made from green tea and lime. This will cut right through grease, even in areas riddled with hard water.
Promising review: "WOW! After reading so many positive reviews, it sounded a little too good to be true. But this dish soap can really cut through grease, and you don't need a lot at all to clean your dishes. Definitely not more than other commercial non-natural soap requires. Those non-natural soaps destroy my skin, but not this one. This one just leaves my skin soft; no more cracking on my hands! It's almost unbelievable how good it is. I am so happy I found this product!" —Mikan
Get it from Amazon for $6.64.
16. Dishwasher cleaner and disinfectant because HOW can you have clean dishes if the dishwasher itself is dirty?!!?
This magic stuff removes lime build-up, AND disinfects against E. Coli and salmonella.
Promising review: "I waited a while to publish this review to make sure it was not a fluke. And here I am!! We moved to our new apartment a couple months ago, and every time I took the dishes out of the dishwasher, they smelled like fish dirt. It was horrible! I used one bottle of this, and can't believe how clean my washer is now. Anyways, its been over a month since I used this, and there's still NO smell at all! I am so happy!" —LovingMotherhood
Get two bottles on Amazon for $6.97.
17. A cleaning system designed to lure out all the mysterious hidden gunk in your tub...because it IS there. Yucky.
Run your bath, add this jet cleaner, have allllllll the grime come out of said jets, and then wipe down your tub. BOOM! You're done.
Promising review: "It's disgusting to see what comes out of your jets when you use this product. I can't believe we bathed in this! I've run bleach and dish detergent through my jets before, and that combination never cleaned with this efficiency. I highly recommended this product." —Amazon Customer
Get it from Amazon for $16.99.
18. A handy-dandy brush set with the ability to reach all those tiny, gross areas that you definitely don't clean enough.
Around your faucet, for example, which accumulates SO MUCH GRIME.
Promising review: "These are two of the BEST tools ever. You can't beat the way the angled brush heads get into the little nooks and crannies of the sink, especially the most disgusting part — the crevice where the water pools get trapped between the faucet and the sink! I previously used a toothbrush, but the smaller of the two brushes in this set blew my toothbrush technique out of the water! I also love the little squeegee piece on the bottom of the smaller tool for cleaning around the drain of the sink." —Erica Educator
Get them from Amazon for $5.99.
19. A non-toxic wood cleaner made from organic coconut oil and a blend of lemon and chamomile essential oils for a good, conditioning clean.
Promising review: "My old wood loves this! I couldn't believe how much grime it removed from the banister, and left behind NO residue. It does not shine the wood, which is my preference, but it brings out the natural grain. This is really easy to use and has a nice, pleasant scent." —Kathos
Get it from Amazon for $9.60.
20. A disposable toilet cleaning kit designed to clean the crap outta your toilet bowl. Literally.
Are you grossed out by the fact that your old toilet brush is sitting in literal filth? Then this scrubber kit is for you. It includes a wand, storage caddy, and six refill sponges, the latter of which you could THROW OUT after just one use.
Promising review: "Nothing could be easier than this. Just swish and toss! The soft squishy sponge gets under the rim easily, unlike a stiff brush. The best part, of course, is that you dispose of the sponge after just one use. No more keeping that dirty brush under the bathroom sink! This system is a keeper and I bought one for every bathroom in my house." —Carol Lynn
Get this kit from Amazon for $7.58.
21. Bona floor cleaner to make stone, tile, and laminate floors shine brighter than any of the diamonds Rihanna sings about.
Promising review: "I love this stuff! It was referred to us by our home builder, and it really is a great product. We have two kids under five, constant guests, as well as a cat and dog, and this cleaner easily gets rid if all the grime while leaving a really nice finish." —KeshiaSkye
Get it from Amazon for $15.97 (128 oz).
22. Tall trash bags with leak protection AND a touch of Febreze that'll mask the odor of...well...trash for up to five days.
Plus, they're super strong and won't rip apart. Yahoo!
Promising review: "Is there such a thing a perfect garbage bag? These are as close as I've ever gotten! Doesn't matter which scent, but anything with 'forceflex' and 'odor shield' are the only kitchen bags I'll ever buy. HANDS DOWN. Not the cheapest, but there are some things that are just worth paying for: like not having garbage juice on the bottom of your trash can, and bags that don't break open with every pizza box or soup can." —Stephanie
Get a pack of 68 on Amazon for $14.95.
23. An oven, broiler, and grill cleaner that'll have burned-on grease and grime shaking in their little space boots.
Promising Review: "My barbecue has got to be around eight years old at this point and has never been cleaned except for the grates. Basically, the interior was black and the pic will show you what it looks like now. In order to get it this clean, I sprayed all of the interior and let it sit all night with the bbq cover closed, and then cleaned it in the morning." —kevin
Get it from Amazon for $5.98.
24. A cleaner and deodorizer designed to have you smelling your carpet à la the people in those Febreze commercials.
25. A wood polish and conditioner guaranteed to have you crying tears of pure joy. Such *stifles sob* amazing results.
After -> before.
Promising review: "I used this on my grandma's antique dresser to get rid of some water marks, and was absolutely shocked and thrilled at the amazing results. Worth every penny!" —Pantera1014
Get it from Amazon for $7.98.
26. Cleaning pods for your K-Cup coffee machine. These'll wash away residue and oils to help prevent your coffee from tasting like a splash of tea.
Promising Review: "Just pop it in and run one reservoir of water through the system. It is blue but unclogs and does a great job of cleaning. When I used the white vinegar method I'd have to rinse it quite a few times to get rid of the vinegar taste in the water. I definitely recommend this to others. I believe it works in all systems that use the K-cup." —Brandi
Get a pack of five from Amazon for $7.99.
27. A stain remover that yells "SAYONARA" to makeup on white T-shirts and oil stains on your favorite blouse.
28. A plant-based multi-surface cleaner made from a non-toxic formula AKA this is safe around kids, pets, dinosaurs, you name it!
Psst, it's also cruelty-free.
Promising review: "I have asthma and reactive airways, and this is the only cleaner I have found that doesn't make me cough or wheeze when I use it! I use it on everything from my quartz countertops to stainless steel appliances to bathroom surfaces. I can feel safe using this around my family and pets and know that not only am I cleaning household surfaces well but I'm not poisoning anyone with toxic ingredients! Love this stuff and will definitely be ordering again!" —Amanda W.
Get a pack of two from Amazon for $13.29.
29. A wine stain remover for when your red, red wine doesn't want to stay close to you. Give it some space.
Promising review: "I was at a friend's dinner party when someone who is not me knocked over a glass of red wine on her beautiful white tablecloth. Instead of panicking, my friend lazily sauntered into her kitchen, opened a drawer, and took out a spray bottle. 'It's okay,' she explained. 'I've got Wine Away.' What happened in front of my very eyes was a friggin' miracle. With a few sprays on the menacing spot, the wine stain actually DISAPPEARED! No need to grab plates and candles and silverware and stop the party to throw in an emergency load of laundry. Wine Away saved the day." —Lip Gloss Junkie
Get it from Amazon for $5.18.
30. A power scrubber to replace the ratty old toothbrush you were previously using to clean the crevices in your home.
The bristles rotate 60 times per second, meaning a dirty grout doesn't stand a chance.
Promising review: "This is an excellent power scrubber. I use it on the grout in the shower, and it immediately took off the dirt, soap scum, and water residue. It left the grout white and like new! Having owned several rental properties, cleaning grout is always challenging; I've used everything from toothbrushes to steam cleaners, and this inexpensive tool did a better job than all of them." —Jefferey W. Lew
Get it from Amazon for $10.40.
31. A Hoover power scrubbing cleaner to give your carpet a much-needed laundry day. It needs some TLC too, you know?
An automatic detergent mixing system ensures that your carpets get *just* the right amount of detergent needed.
Promising review: "My previous carpet cleaner was a very expensive vacuum cleaner which worked great. When it finally died, I decided to go cheap and get this one instead; this carpet cleaner is so much better than my old one ever was. So happy I didn't get a more expensive one." —rdgit
Get it from Amazon for $129.99.
Me, making my floors sparkle:
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