25 Reasons Why One Direction Better Be Under My Christmas Tree

I've been a good girl all year Santa, all I ask for in return are these five beautiful men.

1. LOOK AT THEM

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This picture is the only proof I need for why the men of One Direction are perfect and no one would ever question why I need them. They will be mine.

2. They are excellent dancers

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Everything about this video is right. I'll continue rewatching it until they're performing live for me.

3. Zayn's wink

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BRB just fainted

4. Their selfie game is fierce

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Can you imagine the selfies we could take together? Instagram and Twitter would blow up.

5. Have you seen Niall recently?

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THOSE ARMS. HE HAS CHEST HAIR? I didn't even know I liked that. Omg.

6. Zayn resurrected turtlenecks

They were gone and he brought them back. Turtlenecks have never looked so sexy.

7. One time Louis made this face

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And I need a recreation in person. At once.

8. OMG they can do American accents

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"I'm from the valley!" They can do their American accents, I'll do my British accent, and we will all laugh together for days.

9. The have a wonderful fragrance for their fans to wear

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So we can smell ourselves and be reminded of them. I'm aware of how creepy and sad that is. Actually, not creepy. Not sad. Just perfect.

10. Liam's face when he laughs

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I can't even handle it.

11. Look at Harry's fierce booty shake

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Booty booty, look at that booty

12. Louis eyes when she sings are like a glimpse into heaven

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Staring into the soul of angel

13. Because Liam needs to do this with me

Zayn can join too. Everyone can come. We will all dance and it will be as magical as this,

14. Harry is just so effortlessly flawless

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Is this even legal? It's not fair. People shouldn't look like that and not be accessible to me.

15. Is that a GQ model?

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Nope, it's the stud muffin Liam Payne. David Beckham's double. Future father of my children (don't tell my boyfriend lolz).

16. Wait, did I mention their dancing?

Look at those pelvises thrusting *drooling*

17. They win awards and look this beautiful

Again, how is this all legal?

18. The fact that they have to get these reminders

Lol but really, these signs are are actually necessary with how often the boys let something too vulgar for a 12-year-old slip while they're performing. Oops!

19. They're fiesty little buggers

So obviously they'd get along with me real well and would have my back in all situations

20. They like popcorn and movies

OMG no way! Me too!

21. Pantless & Shirtless Parties

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Dance party with no pants? I've been ready for weeks!

22. THEY ARE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL

And I like beautiful things and I want them damn it!

23. The like to play dress up

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Leeroy can teach me how to dance any day

24. Harry makes faces like this

And it makes me love him more, we would be best friends.

25. I saw this live

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And after almost getting hypothermia and trampled, I DESERVE them for Christmas.