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27 Sex Jokes You Missed While Watching "Buffy The Vampire Slayer"

In fact, you probably missed 90% of the jokes in the series.

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If you grew up in the '80s or '90s, chances are you watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

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But if you'd watched it when you were young, you probably missed a lot of sexual allusions.

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1. For example, this monster looks a bit... familiar.

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2. Maybe you forgot about the scene where Anya decided to seduce Xander in her own way.

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3. Or when Buffy tried to imitate the movement of her stake...

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4. When Faith made this sexual double-entendre to Buffy.

"See who lands on top."
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"See who lands on top."

5. When Buffy could hear people's thoughts, and Xander could only think about sex.

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6. When Spike became ~impotent~ (he could no longer bite) and Willow said this:

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7. When Anya wanted to ~amuse herself ~ with Xander.

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8. When Dawn said "it was like a meat party in my mouth."

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9. When Dawn and Willow ordered fried chicken, and Willow said she prefers the breast.

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10. All the homoerotic double-entendres between Jonathan and Andrew, especially when Jonathan didn't want his "magic bone" to be touched.

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11. When Buffy and Spike slept together for the first time, and it was so intense that they DESTROYED the house.

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12. When Faith and Buffy talked about how killing vampires turns them on.

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13. When Anya made Spike believe she wanted to try BDSM... with a stake.

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14. When Spike had a robot built in the image of Buffy so he could sleep with it whenever he wanted.

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15. When Faith asked Buffy if she felt "that good, down-low tickle" whenever she thought of guys.

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16. When Buffy replied with this unintentional gem:

Yes, really.
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Yes, really.

17. This ~magical~ sex scene between Willow and Tara.

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18. And when Willow went down on Tara, and Tara began to float off the bed.

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19. Then when, a few years later, the series showed the first lesbian sex scene on Broadcast TV.

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It was in 2003, and it was in the third to last episode of the series.

20. When Willow, faced with the scythe that Buffy was going to use as a weapon, made this perfect word play:

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21. When Anya complained that Xander was only interested in orgasms.

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Seriously, WHERE was I during all these scenes???

22. When Tara caught Spike and Buffy in the act and asked him whether he had a muscle cramp in his pants.

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23. When Anya said in the most natural way in the world that she enjoys spanking.

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24. When Andrew locked himself in the bathroom and Anya told him he'd better masturbate like everyone else.

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25. When they spent an entire episode showing Riley and Buffy sleeping together.

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26. When Willow referenced the fact that her girlfriend had a tongue piercing.

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27. And finally, this response:

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This post was translated from French.

CORRECTION

A previous version of this post referred to Xander as Alex, which is what the character is called in France.

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