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    Updated on Apr 14, 2019. Posted on Mar 31, 2017

    18 Reasons Why Dating A Bald Man Is The Smartest Decision You'll Make All Year

    Believe us, bald men are where it's at.

    1. First things first, bald men are super sexy.

    2. They are warriors.

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    They have been through some tough shit, like losing their hair at the ripe young age of 25 (and sometimes even earlier!). So much respect.

    3. Their baldness highlights their features' natural beauty.

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    A guy who has hair can always find a way to style his hair to make him look even more attractive — he can wear a man bun, use some hair gel, anything! A man with no hair, however, relies on the pure beauty of his features.

    4. They won't spend five hours hogging your bathroom to style their hair.

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    5. And you'll never find their hair in the shower drain.

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    However, when it comes to beard hair, there is nothing we can do for you.

    6. You will never need to tell them to go to the hairdresser.

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    And they will never show up with a questionable cut like "surprise, honey, I colored my hair red and green like a zebra, but with colors!"

    7. They can actually pull off hats.

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    And they look better than anyone else!

    8. And beanies look great on them, too.

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    9. Their baldness makes their gaze even more intense.

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    No hair? Good! That gives me more time to focus on your precious puppy dog eyes.

    10. Because bald heads are really soft <3

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    Dating a bald man guarantees that you will never again have to run your fingers through your boyfriend's greasy hair.

    11. And super sexy...not sure if I mentioned that one yet.

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    12. Because it's a timeless look.

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    13. And bald men are super classy.

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    14. Baldness goes with everything.

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    Even velvet suits. Oh yeah.

    15. It has even been scientifically proven that all bald men are sexy*.

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    *not actually a scientific fact. #FakeNews #AlternativeFacts

    16. So whether they're just a little bald...

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    17. ...or a lot bald...

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    18. Don't wait around any longer — find a bald man and make him yours today!

    This post was translated from French.

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