10 Family Members Who Should Be Banned From Texting !

We all have that one relative who for some unknown reason has been given a mobile phone to text their loved ones ( even if they are ninety odd! ). 10 Family Members Who Should Be Banned From Texting will show the world the cheeky or simply bizarre texts that will make you cry and laugh in equal measure. So be prepared to ROFL at the ultimate selection of embarrassing texts !

1. Make Sure To Tell Him You Enjoy His 8===D Smile!

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Ever had that parent who has no idea how inappropriate they really are ? Yeah well this 'mommie' has been texting all wrong ! I mean surely everyone knows what (.) (.) means right or am I just dirty minded?

2.Wanna Take A Look At My Balls ?

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It's not everyday that your son wants you to take a look at his new and improved 'balls' ... or sorry I mean walls ! If you think that is bad then imagine the fathers surprise when his son threatens to reveal his secret porn collection. Cringe or what?!

3.Did You Know That A 8==========D-{()} Is An Alien Getting On A Ship?

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I may not be an expert on extraterrestrial beings but I am pretty sure that we have alien emojis right? Trust your mum to believe that a 8===D is an alien smiley face ... I sure wish we were all this innocent .

4. That Awkward Moment

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Ever thought about your parents sex life? Nope me neither and this son or daughter got more than they bargained for in this text message . I cant say that I envy them somehow ....

5.When Your Daughter Has An Unhealthy Obsession With Your Sex Life

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'mom said you guys took your cock out for a ride...wish I could have gone too... Happy Father's Day!' Ever had that one family member that never checks their messages before they send them? Well congratulations autocorrect you win again as a daughter confesses to perverse fantasies over text.

6. Surprise Mom ... I Have A Strap-On

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Its your mothers birthday so what better way to surprise her than with a good old fashioned strap-on ? WHAT A BRILL GIFT IDEA!

7.When A Joke Is So Bad That It Makes You ROFL

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Good ol' Dad always raising the bar for the worst joke ever told ... cant say that I would like to see this so-called movie about Constipation .

8. When You Shouldn't Laugh But You Do

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I feel bad for Tara I really do but I couldn't help but laugh when she had to 'put her dad' instead of dog down. That is one autocorrect fail that should never exist .

9.Home Remedies

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We all have those days when we just cant sleep . So why not follow your mum's advice and take some ' cock on your chest, feet' and even 'inside your socks too' for that extra special experience?

10. Son... Why Won't You Go To Hogwarts ?

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I will be the first to admit that the Harry Potter Series were a huge part of my childhood but I never thought of enrolling at Hogwarts. I guess I am a 'filthy mudblood' too.