18 Things In Brighton That Will Make You Say "Fuck, I Wish I Lived There"

    Basically everything is taken to the extreme.

    Amy Rutter
    by Amy Rutter

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    1. Wood-fired pizza at Fatto a Mano.

    2. Real life mermaids.

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    Ok so not real mermaids exactly, but the March of the Mermaids sees people dressing up as sea-maidens to raise awareness for marine conservation.

    3. A burger that you need to sign a disclaimer to even attempt.

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    Burger Off asks diners to sign a waiver before ordering their XXX Chilli Challenge. Well it’d be a good way to go…

    4. A celebrity death board.

    5. The Real Patisserie.

    6. A startlingly lifelike zebra with a keyboard.

    7. A festival of cheese.

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    On its way in March 2018, The Big Cheese Festival will salute masterpieces such as fondue, mac ‘n’ cheese, mozzarella sticks, cheese toasties, and so much more. Expect Michelin-starred chefs for demonstrations and to leave about two stone heavier.

    8. Doughballs served on vinyl at Hobgoblin.

    9. Events dedicated to celebrating all things nerdy.

    10. Choccywoccydoodah’s legendary hot chocolate.

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    This literally tastes like it’s a mug of pure melted chocolate bar. It’s chocolate and fudge topped with whipped cream, marshmallows, chocolate-dipped fudge, and chocolate straws.

    11. The Booth Museum of Natural History.

    12. Glow in the dark crazy golf with dinosaurs.

    13. A Jurassic Park safari jeep.

    14. Gelato Gusto.

    15. Secret tunnel tours.

    16. A 300m long zip wire crossing the seafront.

    17. The Chilli Pickle’s Railway Tray.

    18. And Christmas lights as welcoming as the locals.