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Why Things End Up On Sale

It's that time of year when everything ever sold in a store is on sale. A lot of the time when things end up on sale, there is a pretty obvious reason!

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3. Because they make about as much sense as a see-through crop top with a chambray pocket.

I can't think of a "reason" for this but open to them if you care to add one to comments.

Chambray mesh crop top final sale at Pixie Market; was $112, now $60.

4. And other things go on sale because they're essentially politically incorrect bathrobes.

Or couch throws with a sash.

Armani Collezioni real rabbit fur-trimmed sweater coat available at Saks; was $2495.00, now $998.50.

6. Some acid wash jorts end up on sale because they look like they have an outer diaper.

As if the acid wash effect wasn't "enough."

Bernhard Willhelm worker and acid shorts available at Opening Ceremony; were $550, now $165.

13. Also, we have to have sales because of jumpsuits.

Jumpsuits always end up on sale because jumpsuit goddess J. Lo doesn't have time to buy all of them.

Liquorish leopard print jumpsuit available at ASOS; was $109.06, now $43.10.

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