Apparently cellulite should be the least of your concerns when you wear a bathing suit this summer. From a press release I just received:
Chest wrinkles can make women feel a little self-conscious, which is definitely not a good feeling to have when you’re trying to relax on the sand. This is why before the summer months hit, women should consider sleeping with Intimia— a chest pillow that works by smoothing out existing chest wrinkles and preventing new ones from forming by keeping the breasts separated.
And to think of all that effort so many women put into squishing their boobs together. Get your bodily concerns in order, ladies!
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