As always, the Teflon of wrinkles.
To enhance the impact of your plebeian sleeves, attach them to a harness.
At first I thought this was a muffin they were eating, but, well, how little sense would that make? It’s actually an apple.
With each album Madonna gives us some sort of stylistic theme. The sexy-lady-meets-football-player thing carries over from “Give Me All Your Luvin’” with what are undoubtedly multi-purpose kneepads.
Speaking of, now might be the right time to say: L-U-V MADONNA!!!
Of note throughout: Madonna is not trying to draw attention to herself by wearing excessively loud sparkles, weaves, or inanimate objects as clothing. She doesn’t need to since she’s Madonna, but still — bravo!
Abs in tights!!!
The simplest things have the most impact.
SO THAT’S WHAT MADONNA DID WITH LADY GAGA.
Some men were meant to be rubbed upon.
And some are so hot they can’t resist a naked makeout with themselves.
One difference between Lady Gaga and Madonna: full coverage when in the presence of other semi-naked people.
This just about confirms Madonna’s hair is actually a high-protein, low-fat snack.
Religious imagery you might have missed.
Wouldn’t be the first time Madonna had her way with a big hose. (GET IT? Because she waters her own plants! Hello.)
Who else is trying this makeup look at work tomorrow?
- Hillary Clinton returned to the public arena in one of her first political appearances since the election, urging Democrats to "keep fighting."
- The White House blocked several media ooutlets it's been critical of, including BuzzFeed, from a closed-door briefing by Press Secretary Sean Spicer.
- The White House strongly denies reports that Chief of Staff Reince Priebus urged the FBI to undermine stories linking Trump to Russia.
- Kim Jong Nam, the half-brother of North Korea's leader, was killed with a chemical weapon last week at an airport in Malaysia.