If you've been living on earth for the past approximately 11 years, you know Jessica Simpson is as pregnant as the day is long. She's so importantly pregnant, in fact, that the tabloids have started covering the fact that she's still pregnant.
People.com ran this story:
And Us Weekly ran a story today about how Snooki is mortified by the size of Simpson's bump.
But despite all the haters and worriers, Simpson is making the most of this joyous time in her life. Yesterday, she unleashed onto Vimeo the official video montage from her baby shower. It was apparently Charlotte's Web-themed, but I didn't pick up on that at all watching it. However, if you are one of those women in a position where you have to throw another woman a baby shower, you might pick up some valuable tips from J-Simps's, which was just about as perfect as baby showers get. I broke down the steps so that anyone can have as equally idyllic and joyous a baby shower as She of the Never-ending Pregnancy.