10 Stages Of Getting Ready For Work

Getting ready for work is hard.

1. Waking up.

Getting out of bed is hard. Especially when you were up stupid late because Chopped was on and you can NOT say no to chopped.

2. Hitting snooze way too many times.

Because who actually gets up at the first alarm?

3. Finally getting out of bed.

It feels like a truly Herculean task.

4. Making coffee.

4a. Realizing you don't have any more coffee.

I'm not saying this happened to me today. But this happened to me.

5. Getting dressed.

At least you look damn good.

6. Getting that ratchet mess of hair under control.

You hit the snooze button too many times for a shower? Spray that dry shampoo like there is no tomorrow sweet thing.

7. IT'S WHAT TIME?!

RUN.

8. But try not to sweat too much.

9. Grab some coffee so you don't die in the middle of the office.

But just think, when you're done with all of this...

10. FREEDOM

Cheers to the freakin' weekend, y'all.