1. 'Third world' hotel
2. Stomp the musical: 'the noise level was horrendous'
3. This person wasn't keen either
4. '55 mins approx' wasted at this train museum
5. The title of this review says it all
6. She had a face like a slapped bum
7. West End's Billy Elliot: 'dancing was crap'
8. And West End's Mamma Mia? 'Musical carnage'
9. Life ruined by a creaky floorboard
10. Visit this train museum with 'extreme caution'
11. 'We had to listen to northerners shouting "wot" and other terms'
12. 'We were still very cold...taking our gloves off to eat'
13. And it continues...
14. The Houses of Parliament was too nice
15. This person took the time to review a street. And moan about it.
16. 'Just floppy skin chicken'
17. Surely a hotel is better that sleeping rough? Maybe not...
18. 'Multi-ethnic neighborhood, a little scary at night'
19. Not even real scrambled eggs
20. Scary Liverpudlian tap water
21. This person seriously went on holiday to watch TV
22. Not a fan of modern art? Probably should avoid the Design Museum then
23. 'People in the gift shop shout at you'
24. Putting pins in my eyes would be more fun
25. Burnt beans and 'sausages was raw'
26. Shezzzw didn't enjoy her meal either
27. The staff's maths skills just weren't up to scratch
29. A terrible chicken kiev experience
30. Natural History Museum: 'terribly dull'
31. 'They get most of their business from oil companies so service is virtually non existant'
32. This review
33. And this reply
34. "Where are the biscuits?"
35. At least the dog was happy
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