1.
"Hi, mommy and daddy. Just wanted to start things off by being honest."
3.
"I give the best gifts."
4.
"Are you going to start our relationship by lying to me?!"
7.
"I said, I don't want another sibling!"
9.
"Thanks for all you do, guys."
10.
"I have goals, too, you know."
12.
"They are the best, really."
13.
"Leave me and my friend alone."
14.
"I'm sorry in advance."
15.
"These games aren't funny."
16.
"It's just a rough estimate."
17.
"'Goo goo gaa gaa' was only entertaining the FIRST time."
19.
"Let's talk things over, mmkay?"
20.
"I've got to stop making myself laugh."