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First, the McPizza (yes, this wasn't just a fever dream):
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Back when apple pies were actually DEEP-FRIED:
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These McDonaldland Cookies that I can still smell:
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The Hula Burger, a short-lived '60s product that was literally just...grilled pineapple and cheese on a bun:
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Mighty Wings, which lasted on the menu for just a year:
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McSalad Shakers, because who wouldn't want to eat salad in a fun little cup?
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McSpaghetti for when you wanted to treat your special someone to a fancy dinner:
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McStuffins, aka the McDonald's equivalent of a hot pocket:
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The Pasta Zoo Happy Meal, which had animal-shaped pasta, dipping sauce, and a fun toy:
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These Fish McBites I 100% forgot were a thing:
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The Smarties McFlurry, which disappeared in 2015:
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The McDLT, a classic cheeseburger served in a Styrofoam container that separated the meat from the veggies (tomatoes! lettuce!!!) and sauce:
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The Nerds McFlurry straight from Mr. Wonka himself:
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Those ooey-gooey, good ol' Cinnamon Melts:
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Onion Nuggets, which were, uh, a cross between onion rings and nuggets:
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The fancy-schmancy Chopped Beefsteak Sandwich:
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Chicken Selects, which were sadly phased out for good in 2020:
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These itty-bitty Chicken McBites:
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The Chicken Fajitas, a '90s experiment that should probably stay there:
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The McLobster, a short-lived seasonal item consisting of a lobster roll served on a hot dog bun with "lobster sauce":
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The short-lived Mozzarella Sticks:
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The mouthwatering Arch Deluxe, which they should honestly bring back:
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The Big N' Tasty, which was supposed to compete with Burger King's Whopper:
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The Shanghai McNuggets, a 1987 item that came with fortune cookies, chopsticks, and sauces like teriyaki and sweet-and-sour:
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McSoup, which was literally just...this???
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And finally, these classic Happy Meal toys:
What other forgotten fast-food items do you miss? Tell us in the comments!
