"Stuber" Stars Dave Bautista And Kumail Nanjiani Read Your Thirst Tweets And Couldn't Stop Saying "Daddy"

    "It's tight and perky..."

    Move over, Starsky and Hutch! There's a new Hollywood duo taking over, and that's Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani from Stuber.

    The stars of the new action comedy flick stopped by BuzzFeed to read your thirst tweets, and...well...it got stuuuuper thirsty in here.

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    My boyfriend just referred to Dave Bautista as a "sexy dorito" and tbh he's not wrong.

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    sex dream about Kumail Nanjiani last night. there was cheese & a flat screen tv involved & we both died at the end...not using his handle...

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    Kumail Nanjiani is v. sexy and the rest of you are just going to have to deal with that

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    @DaveBautista I know you are so busy, I just want to dip you in chocolate and lick it off!!! :-)

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    On another note, Dave Bautista is one sexy motherfucker. The height, the muscles, and the tattoos #unf #Dilf

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    I want to lick Kumail Nanjiani's Brain.

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    Kumail Nanjiani is so sexy i cant even deal

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    @DaveBautista could fucking deadlift me and that’s extremely sexy

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    pleasesseee kumail nanjiani i don’t want to get in the way of ur beautiful marriage but please fuck me. pleaSE FUCK ME

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    why does kumail nanjiani always look like he just smacked his girlfriends ass like? do u know the smirk I'm talking about? I mean its sexy af tho....

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    Kumail Nanjiani’s eyebrow raise is my sexual orientation

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    dave bautista take me into your arms and give me a big hug challenge

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    I’d call Kumail Nanjiani daddy. Hot damn. 🔥🔥🔥

    Be sure to check out Stuber, in theaters now!