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interrupting my flatmate’s Zoom call to see if he wants a can and a game of Simpsons Hit n Run
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I am 30 minutes into home schooling my 6 year old. I suggest that all school teachers are paid £1m per year from now on.
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USA: earnest celebrities singing to raise spirits UK: whatsapp voicenote about the Ministry of Defence making lasagne the size of Wembley
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There's a headteacher on Politics Live who has definitely thought about Skype camera placement at this opportunity.
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Why is Hermes sending emails about making contact free deliveries when that’s they’ve been throwing parcels from their truck and running away anyways
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Wow I can't believe all these huge celebrities came together to sing for us!
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bae: come over me: can’t, in self isolation bae: my parents aren’t home me:
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when shakespeare was quarantined he wrote gavin & stacey
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wow can we talk about how Gemma collins says chow mein 😆😆😆😆
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i love how all the pasta in sainsburys is sold out except lasagne sheets even in a pandemic people are like fuck this I’m not making a whole ass lasagne
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Think of all the tiktok dances u could learn in quarantine, watch out Charli D'Amelio I’m coming for u x
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No lockdown ever has all four 1. A garden 2. A girlfriend/boyfriend 3. A pet 4. Full pack of Paracetamol
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Borrowed £10 from a girl I was dating. Paid her back the same day. When it went sour she told people she financially supported me when I had no job.
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The Quarantiners - You’re Not Covid-19 forever
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day 9 in quarantine: On my way to working from home
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I know this time of self isolation is hard and scary for people but however bad you are feeling- please, please don’t consider starting your own podcast Straight men under the age of 35 are particularly vulnerable to this and we all need to be vigilant of the dangers x
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Put CATS on Netflix you cowards