That you call the course before your main meal an appetizer and the main course the entrée.
That you call your smallest mattress size a twin even though it can only fit one person.
That fanny is another way to say butt or bum.
That you call fuel "gas" even though it's definitely a liquid and not a gas.
That you use the word restroom as well as bathroom.
That you call these bangs.
That to you, these are biscuits.
And that you can refer to a whole pizza as a pie.
That this divisive herb is called cilantro.
That this is a truck, not a ute.
That these things are called trash cans.
That you wear sweaters and sweatshirts when it's cold.
And that if you order a lemonade, you WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT get a Sprite.
That you call this jelly instead of jam.
That you use the word "college" so much, even when you go to a university.
And that this is a cell phone.