19 Weird Things That Happened On Nickelodeon Shows That Were Never Addressed

This would be like if Hermione dated both Ron and Harry and nobody ever talked about it. Freddie talked about getting back together with Sam AND kissed Carly in the same episode, and you mean to tell me that these two girls — who were best friends — never talked about it? Listen, I was once a high school girl, and that simply would not have been the case.

I'm not saying I shipped Tori and Beck, but the fact that they never even properly kissed had me mad for many years.

All I'm saying is that balloon must have come down at some point, and she could have gone home to her family. Those things don't just stay up in the air forever.

This is 1,000% no shade on Tori or Victoria Justice, they're both great. But people acted like Tori was the biggest star to ever set foot in Hollywood Arts, and that just seems unreasonable to me when André was a piano composer with the voice of an angel, Jade was like a teen Avril Lavigne, and Cat was literally Ariana Grande. Explain it to me.

Nicole was written off the show and the explanation we were given was that she had to transfer to an all-girls school because of her Obsessive Male Gender Disorder which, oookay I guess. I know people are written off shows all the time, but she was my favorite character and I'll never not be sad about it.

We saw him selling his pieces every once in a while, but unless their dad was sending them money, their lifestyle would have been impossible. And how was Carly able to afford the production costs of her web show?

He was a stellar employee! Instead of getting the respect he deserved, Josh had to watch Helen fawn over Drake, who was objectively a disaster.

In the very first episode, she poured coffee on her head in the middle of class, and later on she tried to actually kill her by sending her flowers that she was allergic to. IDK about you guys, but if I tried to kill one of my classmates, my teachers would've had a lot to say about it.

There was an entire episode dedicated to Lewbert getting severely injured during one of their pranks! I get that he wasn't the nicest doorman, but c'mon.

In the pilot, Gustavo only signed them as a band because he liked Kendall's personality, even though James was the best singer.

Peruvian puff pepper episode, anyone? This one just flew in the face of logic, since we saw Megan 1) plant explosives in a pot of salsa, 2) get her hands on an extremely illegal foreign pepper, and 3) spy on Drake and Josh through a security system she planted all around the house. She did stuff like this throughout the entire show, and I just want to know who was bankrolling her.

I am very sorry to Trina, who was consistently the funniest character on Victorious, but she was a disaster as a performer. Even though her one-woman show Trina! is eternally iconic.

And I cannot believe that it never came up how rich these kids all were.

That's it, that's my question. Explain yourself, Nickelodeon.

We saw a ton of acting classes, but can we even be sure these kids knew algebra? Occasionally mentioning regular classes doesn't count, because for all we knew they could have been doing math at a middle school level.

She came back to Polk Middle School to be with him, and instead of telling her he had feelings for Moze, he strung her along before dumping her. And Suzie was perfectly nice! She did not deserve this.

1. Victoria Justice appeared as different characters on Zoey 101, iCarly, and, of course, Victorious. This would lead us to believe that each show took place in its own universe.

2. BUT she played Tori Vega in the "iParty with Victorious" crossover episode of iCarly, which means that those two shows do exist in the same universe.

3. On top of that, Miranda Cosgrove and Jerry Trainor had big roles in Drake and Josh and iCarly, which means those two shows couldn't be in the same universe either. But Drake and Josh was a TV show in the Victorious universe, which we know because the characters talk about it in various episodes.

What all of this means is that there was a universe in which Carly Shay (Miranda Cosgrove) would watch Drake and Josh and see someone who looked exactly like her playing Megan Parker.