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Things generally start pretty innocently.
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Sometimes there are attempts at emotional blackmail.
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And obviously references to that controversial video.
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Then there's the request to be hit with Harry's "GOLF" balls. Wink.
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Sometimes passive aggression is the only way to go.
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And then things start to get a bit weird.
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Sometimes mildly threatening.
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Relationships are imagined.
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As are the boys in dresses.
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There's always a couple of sexual innuendoes.
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Others just get straight to the point.
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Sometimes there's talk of actual erections.
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Occasionally, even specific erections.
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But whatever you think of Directioners, at least they're committed.
