1.
Press seven numbers just to say hello:
2.
Traverse the vast mounds of CD holders to find the perfect one:
3.
Stuff your pockets full of technology:
4.
Type WWW like some kind of crazy person:
5.
Wait and wait just to see what was on TV:
6.
Watch movies on TWO VHS tapes like a barbarian:
7.
Wait days just to watch Netflix:
8.
Print out directions and hang them up:
9.
Muster all your strength to roll the window down:
10.
Wait weeks to find out how that selfie came out:
11.
Go through a lit'ral maze of files to find what you're looking for:
13.
Press skip about 18 times to find the right song:
14.
Wait a few millennia for a file to download:
15.
Master the art of texting while your phone is in your pocket:
16.
Put in a tape just to listen to your iPod:
17.
Close your eyes and ears while rewinding:
18.
Actually write on Facebook walls to have a conversation:
19.
Wait 15 minutes for this to go away:
20.
Get kicked off the internet every time someone picked up the phone:
22.
Threaten people over VHS tapes:
23.
Go to channel 3 just to watch a movie:
24.
Pray the DJ stayed quiet:
25.
Wait 'til 9pm to make a call:
26.
Deal with no space every time you switched on your phone:
27.
Wait all day to check Facebook:
28.
Buy a lamp for your Game Boy:
And use a TV to actually watch TV: