2.Every June, all across America, millions of "congratulations" cakes are made. And about 57% have the word spelled wrong. ISN'T IT IRONIC?
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4.Sometimes, it's not your fault. Like when you buy this thing at a dollar store, and they include a "D" instead of a "B", in which case, you can celebrate the "dearth" of days left in your life.
