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The 13 Worst Things Restaurants Have Used Instead Of Plates

We want plates. Not slates. Not tiles. Plates. H/T @WeWantPlates.

Why did restaurants start doing this to us? What happened to plates? We loved plates.

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LOOK AT THIS BULLSHIT:

1. The Bread Slippers of Switzerland™.

It's bread. Inside slippers.

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2. This wooden board spread, which includes thick-cut chips in a tiny shopping trolley.

Cleanup in aisle ARRRRGHHHH

3. This fish and chips served in a garden box, with mushy peas in a flowerpot and tartare sauce in a watering can.

A pox on your house!

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4. This unconventional butter dish.

Shout out to Mr Muscle bathroom cleaner.

5. This...thing.

Look at your life. Look at your choices.

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6. This rosemary-sprig-garnished fever dream.

Yes, but...why?

7. This affront to serious gardeners everywhere.

"Ye go too far."

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8. This picnic bench which deserves to be rained on.

9. This regional delicacy: bread in a flat cap.

"Our secret ingredient is...head sweat."

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10. Are these potato croquettes in some sort of silicone shoe?

It's not even the first time this person's been served food in a shoe. *weeps*

11. This sizzling brunch skillet plonked directly on to the table.

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12. This blatant disrespect for health and safety guidelines.

13. This salad served on a plate, yes, but crucially, under a wine glass.

"Santé!"

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What's the worst thing you've been served food on/in?

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