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1. Remember that restaurant job you had in college? Yea, you still have it.
It was fun before you graduated. Remember pothead Jimmy in the kitchen and that sassy lady Debbie you always gossip with? Yeah they're still here too. No worries though, Frank, from high school, who's now interning at a law firm, will tip you real well.2. You have found your vocabulary greatly improved and, somehow, that is not impressing anyone.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious… wait, is that not an academic term?3. Neitzche is looking a lot less pessimistic since graduation.
Down with society, you say? Upheaval of the system, is it? Hmm well now that you mention it…4. You can quote Albert Camus, but you can't pay your rent.
"In the deepest of winter, I found within myself, an eternal summer," I really hope that means early retirement in Thailand.5. People constantly ask, "Ohh, philosophy… So what are you going to do with that?"
Oh you know, question the meaning of human existence from the comfort of my cardboard box.6. Alternately they ask you if you want to be a teacher.
No dude. Just.. no.7. Pillar of modern thought, butt of so many jokes
"Philosophy final exam: How do you make a living with a philosophy degree?" Ha-ha-ha.8. You find yourself constantly questioning the meaning of your life, existence, and purpose.
Not to mention your education… hmm9. You love playing the devil's advocate no matter how you feel about the issue at hand.
People really love that about you! No. No they don't.10. After all that, you still loved every second of your, existential-crisis causing, degree.
Yay! Questioning reality, knowledge, and the nature of existence!
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