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1. Your rotis aren't round.
2. You try to get away with wearing Primark leggings instead of a shalwar whenever possible.
3. On occasions when a headscarf is required you know exactly how much hair you can get away with showing.
4. You’ve not seen a Bollywood movie since the Kajol and Shahruhk Khan era ended.
5. The only songs you know are probably from Khabi Khushi Khabi Gham.
6. Sometimes you forget how to Bhangra and have to remind yourself to stop "dropping it like it's hot" at your cousin's wedding.
7. You've been told more than once by Auntie Ji's that boys don't like girls with too many opinions.
8. You can name every Drake song but only a few prayers.
9. You've accidentally high five'd your mum after making an inappropriate sexual innuendo – in front of guests.
10. You get told you're going to hell a lot.
11. You still don't know how to wrap a sari.
12. You've hung up after claiming bad reception when nosy relatives call that want to talk to you.
13. You've lost count of the times Aunti Ji's have said ‘Mashallah’ in regards to you when they really mean the opposite.
14. You get talked about as a "cautionary tale" because being a badass, independent, and successful woman is apparently nothing without a ring.
15. You are guilty of upping your Asianness to get better food at Indian restaurants.
16. You know that "wow, you’re so modern" is actually an insult.
17. You’ve kept your eyes open during prayers so you could stare at your crush from the back of the Mosque.
18. Sometimes Five Guys burgers happen but you draw the line at eating pork, and you're fine with the hypocrisy.
19. When you have to go to Mosque your main focus is scoring the wifi password.
20. Your cousins can recite complicated prayers by heart but you can drop a Nicki Minaj verse like it's nothing.
21. You've forgotten it was Eid and had to ask the good Muslims in the office for confirmation.
22. Relatives tell you they will pray for you as if you have a terminal illness instead of a perceived attitude problem.
23. And, of course, there is always a rumor or two about you floating about due to you being considered "unconventional."
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