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    Life Lessons Brought To Us By Truckers

    They are a well spring of knowledge, everything from avoiding bears and efficient peeing to lookin out for lot lizards and cracker heads.

    Turns out a shocking number of people drive without pants

    They don't just look in your vehicle though, they look out for fellow drivers too

    Plus look at all the awesome references they have for cops

    Take into consideration though, as helpful as they might be you definitely don't want to get on a truckers bad side

    They're not all pee slingers, but if you'd seen half the things they have, you'd maybe want to throw some pee on occasion too

    Something else to consider: You never know what they could be carrying

    Unfortunately, like every other part of our society, there are some weirdo in the trucking industry

    The internet is full of stories about truckers who picked up young girls hitchhiking--not for whatever reason you're thinking right now--but because they are a father with a daughter at home. These family oriented guys are just one fraction of the trucker population though, so you probably should just, you know, not run away from home at the age of 14.

    For better or for worse though, the biggest lesson we can learn is...

    Well, that and...