1. Facebook: SPF 75 for all those rays in tax havens in Bermuda, Costa Rica and the Bahamas
2. Apple: A new acrylic sweater for frolicking in the fields of Ireland, its go-to tax haven
3. Starbucks: A new paint job for its private jet
4. Microsoft: A new holiday cookie recipe
5. General Electric: A wreath to hang on the revolving door
6. JPMorgan: A new wallet -- or maybe a couple new wallets
7. Wall Street: Nothing. They got it covered.
Happy Holidays, Corporate America! Enjoy those tax breaks and loopholes -- they truly are the gift that keeps on giving.