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    Here's What "Cosmopolitan" Would Look Like If It Were Run By Karl Marx

    Because what's the point of subverting bourgeois ideology if you can't look sexy doing it?

    Adam Davis
    by Adam Davis

    Community Contributor

    August, 1849

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    September, 1849

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    October, 1849

    Mao suits = definitely skanky.

    November, 1849

    Commodities aren't the only things being fetishized here.

    December, 1849

    He loves to explore both his woman's base and her superstructure.

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