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When the Dark Lord took it personally.
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Or when he came to support another baddie.
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When this person made the effort.
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When they were desperate for an answer.
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When this reviewer kept it short.
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When they offered this helpful summary.
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When they couldn't resist repeating their true feelings.
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When novels jeopardized their only source of happiness.
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When they couldn't take shit anymore.
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When this reader was sick of the vicious cycle.
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When one-line description was adequate.
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When they couldn't hide their true admiration for their fave characters.
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When god himself intervened.
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And when this review surpassed medical science.
