Whataburger. Everyone should experience the their burgers, fries, chicken strips (that come with gravy and thick Texas toast).. Their fries are amazing, and even though it sounds strange, they have the best ketchup. It’s even sold in stores.
.. but not in my state so I have to order it online.
Wondering how some of these people have kept their jobs as personal shoppers. Most of their “flattering” clothing choices are reminiscent of the bird lady from Home Alone 2.
We get it, you’re not tall and waif thin.. But there’s no reason to hide your body in bulky shapeless pieces. Personally I think your outfit choice at the beginning is an amazing look for your body type. Let me style you, and to keep it fair we can use all of the same stores. 100% serious.
I know the odds are slim, but if you’re up for it my email is firstname.lastname@example.org Love love love,
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