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    The Definitive Ranking Of Every Toronto Blue Jays Player Based On Hotness

    Happy home opening ;).

    It's the Blue Jays' Opening Day today, so we thought we would help kick off the season with a very important contribution:

    Here is every player on the roster, ranked by hotness.

    23. Aaron Loup

    Aaron Loup of the #MLBJays arms aren't meant to do this

    If he's this much of a contortionist on the mound, imagine what he can do in bed.

    22. Todd Redmond

    Todd Redmond of the Toronto Blue Jays models the new hat for pitchers.

    You know what they say: the bigger the hat, the bigger the ...

    21. Miguel Castro and Roberto Osuna

    Roommates, close friends and a big part of the #bluejays future Miguel Castro and @RobertoOsuna1

    We feel like these youngins' are double trouble, but also up for anything. #PuppyLove

    20. Colt Hynes

    Mmm, gimme some! #colthynes #padres #cleatchaser #baseball #sexyboys #men #mmm

    We're not sure about #cleatchasing, but given this new Jays' arm reach, we're willing to give it a whirl.

    19. Mark Buehrle

    18. Brett Cecil

    17. Dioner Navarro

    16. Justin Smoak

    15. R.A. Dickey

    It's only polite to warm your hands up before cuddling too, right?

    14. Liam Hendricks

    13. Drew Hutchison

    12. Steve Tolleson

    Having fun with no shave November. This is my best Robinson Cano impression. If I keep it maybe I will hit like him.

    We like a guy who can publicly support an international cause...

    Off day with my three special girls. So excited to see them. It has been way to long.

    But also wears his heart on his (usually camo-covered) sleeve.

    11. Marco Estrada

    10. Russell Martin

    9. Aaron Sanchez

    8. Josh Donaldson

    Because he'll obviously pick the best pump-up music before making it rain with you.

    7. Dalton Pompey

    6. Kevin Pillar

    5. Devon Travis

    My first bass ever out here in the Everglades with @Kyle_T_Smith & #TwitterLessMike !

    And yes, he could catch us dinner too.

    4. Danny Valencia

    3. Edwin Encarnacion

    2. Daniel Norris

    1. Jose Reyes and Jose Bautista

    Who's pumped?

    Go Jays, go!