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    37 Times Blake Shelton Made Us LOL On Twitter

    I salute you, Mister Blake Shelton, for your hilarious Twitter banter and constant state of intoxication. We all look up to you... literally... you're tall as shit.

    1. He casually tweets at the President of the United States.

    2. He ignores the haters.

    3. He comes up with lines like this.

    4. He eats Play-Doh.

    5. He adds bitch to the end of everything.

    6. He uses the classic "your momma".

    7. He doesn't have to pre-heat his oven.

    8. He admits that he pisses himself.

    9. He isn't afraid to tell the truth.

    10. He says things like this.

    11. And this.

    12. He gives us visual images like this.

    13. He supports his wife. Awh!

    14. He says scrotum in a tweet to millions.

    15. He isn't afraid to tell us off.

    16. He comes up with interesting scenarios like this.

    17. He is has creative ideas like this.

    18. He doesn't give a flying f*$k that he is a bad role model.

    19. He gets sassy when he listens to his wife's song.

    20. He says turd.

    21. That time he

    22. tweeted out

    23. Adam Levine's cell phone number

    24. and it was actually his cell phone number!

    25. He loves Jellys as much as 90s girls did.

    26. He voices what we are all thinking.

    27. His bff is Adam Levine.

    28. He and Miranda LOL at tabloids.

    29. He is super famous.

    30. He flops 'em out.

    31. He doesn't make sense when he tweets sometimes.

    32. He is an actor.

    33. He loves his precious ass as much as we all do.

    34. He makes announcements like this.

    35. He is too cool to follow himself.

    36. He says things like this to Adam Levine.

    37. He is a diva.