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Avocados Are Fucking Overrated And I'm Sick Of Them

Avocado? More like avoca-NO.

Hello, world! There is something that has been bothering me, and I need to get it off my chest...

Avocados are OVERRATED.

It had to be said.

People honestly go fucking insane for this shit and I DON'T understand.

I am constantly asking myself, "Why do people love avocados so much?!"

Seriously, why do people do the MOST when it comes to avocados?

https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/avocado-pool-float
https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/shop/npw-avocado-eraser-sharpener-set?category=SEARCHRESULTS&color=030

Honestly, like?!?! No one is asking for this!?!

WHY, OH WHY, do people add avocados to things that are already good?!?!?!

@rosimo84
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMFs2DMB4LE/?tagged=avocadofries

#NOTONMYTOAST2017

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THIS IS AN AVOCADO BURGER. THERE IS NO POINT TO THIS?! IT'S JUST GONNA GET SMUSHED IN YOUR HAND.

Do we seriously need to have a talk about the shitty texture of an avocado?

WE DO! THEY ARE LITERALLY SO MUSHY THAT IT'S LIKE YOU'RE EATING PLAY-DOH.

And wow, you're really gonna pay SO much just to eat some goopy mess?

Better yet, you're gonna pay for something that you don't even know is ACTUALLY RIPE?!

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AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, YOU HAVE TO EAT IT LIKE RIGHT AWAY OR ELSE IT BECOMES THIS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING BROWNISH MISERABLE MUSH?!

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AVOCADOS ARE FUCKING OVERRATED AND THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.

STOP GLORIFYING SOMETHING SO MEDIOCRE.

HELLO! THAT IS EXACTLY WHY GUAC IS EXTRA.

Chipotle: Guac is extra, ok? Me:

BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY SHOULD BE CHARGED TO EAT SOMETHING SO DISGUSTING.

Say what you want about me but you CANNOT deny the fact that avocados are fucking overrated.

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