If All Disney Movies Were Described By OITNB's Morello

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Toy Story 2

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The one where there's the crazy human-trafficking psychopath kidnaps the cowboy and throws him into this black box with the other hostages. The astronaut attempts to rescue him only to find out that one of the other hostages is in on the whole thing. The hostage helps the kidnapper get them all the way onto the plane to be trafficked and then the astronaut and cute cowgirl friend finally save them.

Finding Nemo

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The one where the small boy is ripped from his home and forced to live inside a dirty glass cage. His father and this crazy woman with short-term memory loss go looking for him. Meanwhile, the boy and the other hostages make this elaborate plan to escape and it works. He is reunited with his father and everyone is happy again.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

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The one where the girl gets into a fight with a woman about who is prettier. When the girl wins, she runs away to live with these small men in the forest. Then, the woman finds the girl and poisons her and puts her in a coma and she stays in it for years until a handsome stranger kisses her and she wakes up.

Peter Pan

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The one where the boy sneaks into the girl's bedroom at night and kidnaps her and her brothers. He forces them to live on an island with all these Indian children and they fight a crocodile and a pirate to try and escape. Finally, they are able to get away and return home.

Cinderella

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The one where there's an orphan who is abused by these three ugly women. She escapes and runs away and then loses her only shoe. The only one she's got. The ugly ladies find out and hold her hostage in their house and make her clean and cook and take care of their terrible rat problem. Then, a handsome gentleman finds her shoe and comes to her house to return it and they fall in love.

Mulan

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The one where there's the transvestite who goes to war. She is almost killed and then everyone finds out that she is actually a girl. But then, get this, the person that was supposed to killer her ends up falling in love with her.

Beauty and the Beast

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The one where the girl is held hostage by this big, hairy, angry man who never leaves his house. She falls in love with him but then her crazy stalker finds them and kills him. But then, out of nowhere, he comes back to life as a strapping young man with a ponytail and they live happily ever after. Also, there's a flower or something.

"Oh my God. That's it. That's it. I LOVE that movie."