Every five minutes!Once or twice a dayOnce a weekNever
The popular girl from high schoolYour momYour best friend who just got into a relationshipMansplainy friend who means well but can't stop saying "Actually"?
Rando dude you friended to be niceYour dad who doesn't know how to use FacebookSomeone you haven't heard from since middle schoolA creepy co-worker
Which Type Of Facebook Comment Do You Hate Most?
Whether posting on an image of a missing cat or a celebration job offer post, you're relentlessly positive despite any outside circumstances or social cues! STAY CHIPPER!
Oh, Facebook? Are we still... using that ol' thing? Sure, you'll comment, if you have to, but on your terms and only to highlight how deeply entrenched in outsider culture you are. It's okay though, these plebs wouldn't get your references if they tried.
It's not about you, but you find a way to make it about you. Whatever you all are talking about pales in comparison to the glorious treasure chest of my thoughts and feelings.
Ha, ha, what? Not sure what you guys are talking about here in the comments, I just wanted to say I don't even like pizza so it doesn't matter what the best pizza place in the city is, you know? Did you see the game last weekend? Good ep of "Game of Thrones", eh? What were you all talking about?