My husband and i had been fighting all day. He did his normal “you’re bat shit crazy” thing. I was in the middle of cooking dinner. I’m crazy, am i? Okay. I’ll show you crazy. I made everyone’s plates, gave the kids theirs and set his on the counter- next to a big bottle of bleach. Maybe i put it in your dinner. Maybe i didn’t. I AM bat shit crazy right?!!! Not only did he not eat that plate but he made an entirely different meal for himself AHAHAHA!!!!!