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If your thank-you notes typically run on for 14 pages, you might be a writer.
If you edit the ingredients list on cracker boxes at the grocery store, you might be a writer.
If you fight insomnia by counting typos, you might be a writer.
If you ask your child whether the new kid in school is the protagonist or the antagonist, you might be a writer.
If you feel that your life is dull because it lacks flashbacks, you might be a writer.