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14 Things You Never Want To Find In A Cat Lady's House

Know somebody whose feline affection has gone too far? For the avid cat enthusiast, loving their cat(s) is not enough. They require possessions to prove their love. Lot’s and lot’s of creepy, crazy cat possessions. Note: If you own any of these things, it’s not too late for you. Kidding, it’s definitely too late for you.

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1. Crafting WITH Cat Hair

Remember the sweater she made you last Christmas? You can buy this book here
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Remember the sweater she made you last Christmas?

You can buy this book here

2. Too Real for Comfort Fuzzy Cat Scarf

Don't worry, it was never alive. We checked. Want one? Buy it here.
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Don't worry, it was never alive. We checked.

Want one? Buy it here.

3. Ohhhhh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.

You were afraid there would be a taxidermy cat on this list, weren't you? Sorry. This is the real deal. This cat, and a collection of his friends, here.
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You were afraid there would be a taxidermy cat on this list, weren't you? Sorry. This is the real deal.

This cat, and a collection of his friends, here.

4. Cat Butt Soap, Gum, Coin Purse and Magnets

They didn't buy just one. They bought the entire cat butt collection. You could too, here.
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They didn't buy just one. They bought the entire cat butt collection.

You could too, here.

5. Cat Queen Print

Things won't end well for that mouse. If you find this framed above a grand piano, run. On the other hand, if you like it, get it here
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Things won't end well for that mouse. If you find this framed above a grand piano, run.

On the other hand, if you like it, get it here

6. Orange Cat Pasties

What sort of strip joint in hell .... ? Site says "All pasties come with double sided tape – so they can be worn right away!" ---> well thank goodness for that! Waiting around to wear your cat pasties, now that would be crazy.Get one here
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What sort of strip joint in hell .... ? Site says "All pasties come with double sided tape – so they can be worn right away!" ---> well thank goodness for that! Waiting around to wear your cat pasties, now that would be crazy.

Get one here

7. Cat Crotch Leggings.

Go ahead, try not making a joke about the "p" word here. I dare you.Dare to wear them? Get them here
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Go ahead, try not making a joke about the "p" word here. I dare you.

Dare to wear them? Get them here

8. Life-Size Cat Pillows

Will you be able to tell the difference between these and the real deal? Maybe not if you're blinded by the smell of a cat urine.Get these here
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Will you be able to tell the difference between these and the real deal? Maybe not if you're blinded by the smell of a cat urine.

Get these here

9. Grumpy Cat Mask

Speechless. Store-bought grumpy cat masks are so bourgeois. This occasion calls for handmade. You can actually buy it here
etsy.com / Via Etsy.com

Speechless. Store-bought grumpy cat masks are so bourgeois. This occasion calls for handmade.

You can actually buy it here

10. Taxidermy Bob Cat Fur Pelt Rug

And here you thought the taxidermy cat was the scariest thing in her house. Not. Even. Close.If for some odd reason you want this, you can buy it here
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And here you thought the taxidermy cat was the scariest thing in her house. Not. Even. Close.

If for some odd reason you want this, you can buy it here

11. Creepy Cat Day of Dead Egg Ornament

What? Oh, I get it. No, wait, what? Deck the halls. Want this ornament? Buy it here
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What? Oh, I get it. No, wait, what? Deck the halls.

Want this ornament? Buy it here

12. Cat Video Clapperboard

This makes me sad. Get yours here.
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This makes me sad.

Get yours here.

13. Cat Paw Bone Necklace

Made from a real articulated cat paw complete with retracted cat claws. Etsy is one crazy-ass marketplace. Want to know where she got it? She got it here
etsy.com / Via etsy.com

Made from a real articulated cat paw complete with retracted cat claws. Etsy is one crazy-ass marketplace.

Want to know where she got it? She got it here

14. Cat Door Knocker

Knocking will never be the same. Ever. Here is where she found it
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Knocking will never be the same. Ever.

Here is where she found it

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