1.
If carbs are bad then I don't want to be good.
2.
Can't argue with that logic.
5.
The human embodiment of evil.
6.
Pizza is the American dream.
7.
Equally important decisions.
8.
Sometimes people just get in the mood.
9.
Sometimes tragedy strikes.
10.
Courtship at its finest.
11.
Clearly better than any significant other.
12.
People aren't anything without pizza. Pizza is nothing without cheese. Therefore, we are nothing without cheese.
14.
The real question is "are celebrities human?" If the answer is yes, then yes.
15.
Maybe you won't have abs, but you'll have something better: half a pizza left.
16.
There's nothing more fun. Nothing.
17.
Pizza is so beautiful and poetic. Damn.
18.
It's important to be grateful...
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...for the beautiful things in life.
21.
Is this a real question?
22.
Sounds like a challenge.
23.
Well, back in 2006...
24.
Is there another kind of diet?
27.
Breakfast of champions.
28.
Sharing is not caring when it comes to pizza.
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No form of love more pure.