27 Tweets From Chick-Fil-A That Will Make You Say "Same"

    EAT MOR CHIKIN and READ MOR TWEETS

    Welcome to Chick-fil-A.

    Home of some damn good chicken...

    ...and a spectacular Twitter account.

    1. If you look up the definition of flavor in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of the Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich.

    This is called flavor, and you can pack your summer full of it with our seasonal Smokehouse BBQ Bacon Sandwich.

    2. You'll never need a study guide ever again.

    When in doubt, the answer is Waffle Fries. #Finals

    3. One compatibility test stands above the rest.

    When you find out your crush likes Polynesian Sauce too. *swoon*

    4. They understood true temptation...

    Me: I’m going to save the Waffle Fries for when I get home. Also me: Ok, maybe just one.

    5. ...and desire.

    When they ask who you have a crush on and the first thing that comes to mind is Chick-n-Minis.

    6. Their inner romantic shown through.

    A light jacket is great and all, but the perfect date includes Waffle Fries. #April25th

    7. Even more pretentious than blood orange.

    "Which prom dress do you like better? The Chick-fil-A Sauce color one or the Polynesian Sauce color one?"

    8. They made you realize you really can have it all.

    Who says you can’t have it all? You live in a world where you can mix Lemonade and Sweet Tea.

    9. The ultimate relationship advice was handed down to all of us unworthy common folk...

    Be with someone who looks at you the way you look at Waffle Fries. ❤️

    10. Oh baby. Really give it to me.

    The way your heart races when you see a Team Member walking toward you with your order. 😍

    11. There is such thing as perfection.

    That feeling of dipping your Nugget into a freshly opened Chick-fil-A Sauce.

    12. This is what the American dream is all about.

    Eating a Chick-n-Mini, aka living the dream.

    13. How did they know?

    The key to your heart looks a lot like a Chicken Biscuit. ❤️

    14. Apparently, you can be salty in a good way.

    You’re salty, but in a good way. #ThingsYouSayToWaffleFries

    15. The best kind of person to befriend.

    *offers a Waffle Fry to the person next to them* #MakeAFriendDay

    16. A person can only change so much.

    The new year, new you still loves Waffle Fries. 😍

    17. Some New Year's resolutions were meant to be broken.

    Make it home without eating a single Waffle Fry from the bag. #NewYearsResolution

    18. They revamped "A Visit From St. Nicholas."

    The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of Waffle Fries danced in their heads. #ChristmasEve

    19. No I really don't want to. Thanks for checking though.

    You can’t spell "Holidays" without dipping sauce. Well, technically you can, but do you really want to? #CFACatering

    20. Pretty sure they're synonymous.

    Go confidently in the direction of your dreams….and Waffle Fries.

    21. They basically created the best holiday ever.

    Halloween would be better if you could trick-or-treat for Nuggets instead of candy.

    22. Reasons to never follow an elimination diet.

    "Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about." - Winston Churchill (he meant Waffle Fries)

    23. Well, I guess Hannah Montana's "Nobody's Perfect" is pretty useless now.

    No one's perfect, except Waffle Fries.

    24. Why does Facebook not offer this as an option?

    Relationship status: in love with Frosted Coffee.

    25. Screw the beholder.

    Beauty is in the eye of the Waffle Fry holder.

    26. So tasty it defies science.

    A Peach Milkshake a day keeps winter away. ☀️

    27. There's a recipe for success. This is it.

    Believe in yourself…. and Chick-n-Minis.