1. You sell Gap Cards.
2. You become a personal trainer for every single customer who tries to use the chip.
3. You explain what GapCash is.
4. You fold The Modern Tee shelf until you actually just die.
5. You get comfortable touching the crotch of pants of the opposite sex.
6. You talk about good denim.
7. You get on extremely intimate levels with coworkers in record time.
8. You know your favorite food court items and can consume them in record time.
9. You learn to deal with holiday music, even when you've heard it on repeat for two months straight.
10. You appreciate the beautiful times in retail that remind you why you love it.
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