How To Be Good At Instagram

AKA how to be good at life

Don't Overshare

No one wants to see your dirty fingernails or fresh bruises. Maybe a nice bloody nose occasionally, provided the lighting is just right - otherwise TMI.

Keep The Selfies To A Minimum

Unless you're Rihanna or this guy, of course.

Enough Sunsets, Yo!

No one cares.

Avoid The Cliche

Hot dog legs, boring landscape shots, cats (just kidding, keep the cat photos coming!), and shoes on your feet - it's all been done!

10 Grams A Day Keep The Followers Away

Don't inundate the market. It's all about quality over quantity.

#Hashtags #Are #Annoying

#nope

Lay Off The Filters

If we can see your aura, you're doing it wrong.

Get That Food Pic Out Of Here!

You're ruining my appetite! But really. According to a study at Brigham Young University, food was less enjoyable after the participants were subjected to several photos of that kind of food. It's called sensory boredom and we ain't having it.

No More Nail Porn

Unless you've got Rothko nails, we're over it.

Don't Make Us Feel Bad

We get it, you work out a lot. Meanwhile, I'm over here trolling Instagram eating Doritos. Does not compute.