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    Timeline Of A Ballroom Competition

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times."

    5 a.m.

    5:30 a.m.

    Anywhere else you'd look like a hooker-clown, but here...

    7 a.m.

    8 a.m.

    In between rounds:

    But when you walk on the dance floor:

    (Unless it's Tango, of course)

    After Standard

    12 p.m.

    1 p.m.

    Girls all day long:

    3 p.m.

    5 p.m.

    9 p.m.

    11 p.m.